CXXVII- Escape from Totto Land

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The crew glomped a beaten and bruised (and also sleeping) Luffy, when he and Sanji arrived on the Thousand Sunny.

Carrot/Chopper/Nami/Brook: LUFFY!!! We're so glad you're all right!!

Carrot bit Luffy's cheek affectionately, causing him to wake up.

Luffy: Uh...oh... You guys...I nearly died from waiting...

Nami: Liar!! Your wounds are still fresh!! 💢

Brook: Chopper, you must see to him! He's lost as much blood as he can stand!

Chopper: I'm on it! The same for you, Sanji! You've been shot!

Sanji lit a cigarette.

Sanji: Hm? Oh, yeah.

(Y/N): You seriously forgot that you got shot?

Sanji: <shrugs> Yeah. It's no big deal.

Nami: No big deal?! Get the hell out of here!

Just then, cannonballs rocked the water surrounding the Sunny, shaking the ship. The Big Mom Pirate fleet continued to pursue the Straw Hats.

Brook: They're catching up to us, slowly but surely!! We're not out of this yet!! Chopper, you'll have to tend to them while we flee!!

All of a sudden, a familiar voice shouted through the night air.

Judge: <voice> FIRE!!!

One of the ships in the Big Mom Pirates' fleet exploded, causing the crew aboard it to scream.

Sanji: Huh?

Germa 66's gigantic ship sailed by the Thousand Sunny. A bandaged Judge stared down at the Straw Hats from the deck, especially at Sanji.

(Y/N): Well, look who it is. Is he stopping to say goodbye?

Nami: I hope so!

Judge: What does he really mean to you, Straw Hat Luffy? This is an inescapable den of danger, the territory of Big Mom, Emperor of the Sea! Did you really risk your lives just to take him back?! Sanji is the failure of Germa!! His skin is no armor! He busies himself with menial cooking! He has no royal pride! He is swayed by pointless emotions and exposes himself to danger for the sake of the weak! His mentality is soft! He is flawed as a soldier! He is a failure!!

Luffy's eyes widened. The rest of the crew remained silent, some looking shocked, others looking angry. Sanji himself stared at the floor.

Then Luffy grinned and waved at Judge like nothing was wrong.

Luffy: So long!! Thanks for the backup!!

Judge: Why don't you answer me, Straw Hat?!!

Luffy ignored Judge as the Sunny sailed away from Germa's ship.

Luffy: <to Sanji> That was weird. Why was he just listing off all of your best qualities?

Chopper: Right?!

Sanji: That definitely wasn't what he thought he was doing! 💢

Jimbei: <laughs> You guys are the best!

(Y/N): <sips tea> I know. I am the best.

Nami: Okay, big ego.

Carrot, who was up on the crow's nest, let out a surprised gasp suddenly.

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