CXXII- Along Came a Random Explosion

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Character Information:
(Y/N): Your Name (First)
(L/N): Last Name
(H/C): Hair Color
(H/L): Hair Length
(S/C): Skin Color
(E/C): Eye Color
(F/C): Favorite Color

As Germa 66 destroyed Perospero's candy wall blocking Caesar and Bege's path, (Y/N) landed next to Luffy and Sanji.

(Y/N): Why must you two be such a pain in the ass?

Luffy: Because Big Mom's butt needs to be kicked!

Sanji: You're not the boss of me, (Y/N)!

(Y/N): You really think you can handle Big Mom? She'll grind you into dust, snort it, blow her nose, wipe her ass with it, eat it, vomit it up, set in on fire, then piss on the ashes.

Luffy and Sanji just looked at each other, confused.

Big Mom: I remember what you did, Straw Hat!! What you dared say to me at Fish-Man Island!! "I'll come and kick your ass," eh?!! And then what you said to me here!! "At the end of the day, we're gonna win," huh?!! And now you're gonna run?! You snot-nosed, bitchass coward!!!

An irk mark appeared on Luffy's forehead. He growled and surged forward, but (Y/N) and Sanji held him back.

Luffy: C...cow...coward...!!! 💢

(Y/N): Don't take the bait, Luffy!!

Luffy: Just one punch!!

He broke out of their grip and jumped at Big Mom.

Sanji: No, Luffy!!

Luffy: I wasn't wrong about any of it, Big Mom!!! The one who ends up as the Pirate King won't be you!!! It's ME!!!!

In midair, Luffy entered Gear 4 and raised his fist to punch the Emperor. Big Mom grinned and coated her arms in Armament Haki, chuckling in amusement.

The two clashed, creating a big shockwave that blew everyone back, some even being swept off their feet. Sanji and (Y/N) had to hold their ground to stop that from happening to them.

Luffy: Once I take care of Kaido, I'm coming back for you, Big Mom!!!

Big Mom pushed Luffy back, whose Gear 4 drained away. (Y/N) quickly entered his Devil's Silhouette and shot a beam of purple energy at Big Mom, while grabbing Luffy.

The beam of energy slammed into Big Mom, creating a huge explosion. (Y/N) and Sanji began to run, Reiju joining them. (Y/N) dragged the drained Luffy behind him.

Sanji: Hurry, Luffy!!

Luffy: <weakly> Euuh, the power is draining...

The dust cleared, and Big Mom stood there, guffawing. She was completely unharmed by (Y/N)'s attack.

(Y/N): Damn it!

Sanji: That did nothing?!

Big Mom: Kaido?! <chuckles> Oh, that's not gonna happen. You'll never beat that thing. And more importantly...

She suddenly started running after them, a wicked grin on her face.

Big Mom: What makes you think you'll escape my territory alive?!! Stop dreaming!!! 💢

(Y/N): Oh, shit!!

Sanji: How's she that fast?!!

Just then, Judge ran past the Straw Hats and Reiju, surprising them. Judge jumped into the air and swung his spear at Big Mom's face.

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