"What's wrong with you? You're freaking me out." -Penny Teller
"Please don't do that." -Penny Teller
"I could think about you." -Penny Teller (looks at Sheldon).
"Fine, whatever works." -Sheldon Cooper
"No, I didn't try, I succeeded." -Sheldon Cooper
"Ok, here's my question, why did you sit down?" -Leonard Hofstader
"To help." -Sheldon Cooper (Leonard looks confused staring at him).
"What landing party?" -Leonard Hofstader
"It took me 20 minutes to search your browser history." -Sheldon Cooper
"You don't see it, do you? We're losing her." -Sheldon Cooper
"Because this is not Star Trek!" -Leonard Hofstader
"Oh, I don't think you can." -Howard Wolowitz
"Why not?" -Sheldon Cooper
"27 days with Joyce Kim." -Howard Wolowitz
"During which she defected to North Korea." -Rajesh Kootherpali aka Raj
"2 booty calls with Leslie Winkle." -Howard Wolowitz
"For which she rewarded him the nickname 'Speed Of Light Leonard.' -Rajesh Kootherpali aka Raj
"And the 3-hour dinner with Penny." -Howard Wolowitz
"Which would've been two and a half if they ordered the souffle when they sat down." -Rajesh Kootherpali aka Raj
"Based on the geometric progression, his relationship with Stephanie should've ended after 20 minutes." -Howard Wolowitz
"Yes, I'm aware of the math. Y=27 days over 12 to the nth. The issue screaming how do we circumvent his inevitable rejection?" -Sheldon Cooper
"Well, if you want to guarantee his appeal to Stephanie, your best bet would be to kill all the other men on the planet." -Rajesh Kootherpali aka Raj
"I'll tell you what you shouldn't do, don't shpritz him with the body spray from that commercial where the women undress when they smell it. That doesn't work at all." -Howard Wolowitz
"Can I see your stitches?" -Rajesh Kootherpali aka Raj
"Sure." -Leonard Hofstader
"Well, then who did?" -Penny Teller
"Don't even!" -Leonard Hofstader
