Odette: Ok you have the cards. Fucking do something burn them, cut them, just rid of them!
Clara: *Hides cards* or I could just keep them for myself and we can play whenever we want.
Odette: And have father or Velvette come in and become the most toxic beings in history?
Clara: Well at least mother didn't get taken by it.
Odette: Yea. I couldn't imagine the terror that would happen if Uno managed to take her. Can't say the same for father though......
Clara: Yup....
Odette: *Hears something* what was that sound?
Clara: Oh no.....
Odette: Is that.....
Clara: SUPER MARIO PARTY!
Odette: WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?! WHY ARE THE GODS TRYING TO TEAR OUR FAMILY APART?!
[Downstairs]
Carmilla: What is this now?
Velvette: Oh hey Carmilla you're finally awake.
Carmilla: That I am.
Velvette: Well Sexy over there brought a game called "Super Mario party"
[At the hotel]
Ironhide: *Perks up* who said that.....
Charlie: Said what Ironhide?
Carmilla: I don't know if I wanna join this one.....yesterday it got pretty hectic.
Y/N: See Mi amor that was a card game. And plus Uno is meant to be a game that tears people apart. Mario party, especially super Mario party is a game that brings happiness joy and is SUPER fun!
[Upstairs]
Clara: Mother is naive to these sort of things.....
Odette: This won't end well.....
Y/N: Trust me. This will be fun!
Carmilla: Well Ok *Sighs* I'll play
Velvette: We have the same issue as yesterday.
Carmilla: The amount of people?
Velvette: Yep....
Y/N: No need to worry about that.
BANG BANG BANG
Ironhide: OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!
Y/N: *Opens door*
Ironhide: Hello
Y/N: Good morning
Ironhide: I heard someone utter the words......
Y/N: We're playing Super Mario Party.....
Ironhide: LEMME JOIN!
Velvette: Now we have enough.
Clara: Welp sis you know the drill now don't you?
Odette: Already got the pillows.
[Odette and Clara then cover their ears with the pillows in case of another yelling attack]
Y/N: Hmm let's see.....I'm gonna choose my king. WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ironhide: *Picks dry bones*

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