A Transformable alien in hell? Cool (hazbin hotel x Cybertronian male reader)

Cooperation

[We open to see a shot of Velvette doing Y/Ns hair while his combiners are speaking to each other.]

Computron: So explain to us what the hell happened.

Predaking: Well the last thing I remember is being on some ship and Galvatron I assume talking out his metal ass.

Omega supreme: And how did you end up down here?

Predaking: Well we fused hoping to stop him but that bastard is dangerously powerful. Like Optimus + Megatron + Omega Supreme level of powerful.

Omega Supreme: Hey jackass I'm right here......

Predaking: Hey you wanted to know right?

Velvette: Your hair is so damn annoying.........

Y/N: Huh?

Velvette: It's so fucking thick. HOW IS YOUR HAIR THIS THICK?!

Omega Supreme: I was stuck with dickhead prime over here for about as long asI could remember. He never really took care of himself as a human.

Y/N: Go fuck yourself.

Omega Supreme: You can insult me all you want but you know I'm right. You only took care of your cybertronian side.

Velvette: Well that ain't good. For hair that's.......disturbingly long I can't really do much.

Computron: May I suggest something?

Velvette: Hmm?

Computron: What are you trying to do right now?

Velvette: I'm trying to keep it from constantly falling but no matter what I do the shit just doesn't stay up.

Omega Supreme: And if you let it down?

Y/N: My hair damn near splatters everywhere.

Omega Supreme: Hmm......have you tried putting it in a ponytail?

Velvette: I have but like I said it's too much hair.

Computron: Well try braiding it and wrapping it. He'd look better in it.

Y/N: Wouldn't I look more feminine though?

Computron: Yea but just introduce them to your cannon and they'll quickly reconsider.

[Y/N barely catches Velvette with a twitchy eye.]

Y/N: I think I'll do just that........

Velvette: Alright *Cracks knuckles* Let's get to work.

meanwhile on earth Outside KSI headquarters

Galvatron: My brothers soon we turn the dreams of Megatronus into reality! We are strong and the autobots are weak! Optimus always relied on others to see the good in the future, not knowing that those who see the future are doomed to repeat history!

[In the KSI headquarters we see the employees working on Lockdowns mangled and destroyed body.]

Darcy: Joshua

Joshua: Yes?

Darcy: Who is that?

Joshua: The alien bounty hunter attinger hired. Got disposed of very very quickly during his last fight I assume.

Darcy: And we're just rebuilding him?

Joshua: Well it's our job to do this no?

Darcy: I mean yes but-[Joshua shushes Darcy.]

Joshua: What we do here is innovative because technology cannot stopped. Look around you my dear, you see what we do here? We make poetry, we're poets. What we do here is for the greater good of humanity. Like Attinger said "innocent people die all the time."

[Darcy scowls and walks away. We pan to the machines working on rebuilding Lockdown. They choose to keep his Normal black design as Joshua thinks it's intimidating.]

Joshua: His design is so simple yet.......can somehow instill fear in those who rival him. I've seen how he fights however and what he can do and not many can rival him.

KSI worker: You sure we should be rebuilding this guy?

Joshua: I'm positive..........

[Meanwhile back in hell Velvette in putting Y/Ns hair in a ponytail.]

Y/N: Ah finally. That thing was getting outta wack.

Velvette: You're welcome.

Y/N: Thank you Vel.

Computron: Aye aye aye. Back up from each other I'm not tryna see you two fuck like animals.

Y/N: Pssh what?

Velvette: He wasn't gonna fuck me senseless.

Tripredacus: Sure.........

Velvette: He really wasn't, he was just gonna help Melissa.

Defensor: I want to believe that.

Velvette: Ok fine he was gonna fuck me.

Combiners: As if we didn't expect that to happen.

Velvette: But......

Bruticus: But?

Velvette: He was also gonna tell me who the hell tried to kill us when we came back.

Y/N: Oh uh yea........so his name was James savoy. He worked with cemetery wind and another bald fuck that I hate dearly.

Predaking: Also Blackstone.

Computron: He goes by Y/N now. That's his name.

Predaking: Err Y/N. I happened to pick up on another group of decepticons on cybertron before I left for earth.

Y/N: And they are?

Predaking: I don't know...........

Y/N: Goddamnit.

Computron: Here lemme scan your memories.

[Velvette brushes Y/Ns hair while the combiners continue speaking.]

Y/N: Also guys what happened to ruination?

Omega Supreme: Uh.........

Abominus: He kinda died.

Y/N: FUCKING HOW?!

Computron: Turns out Volcanicus decided it was his time to go.

Y/N: Volcan..........

Volcanicus: Sorry..........

Y/N: *Sighs*

Computron: Alright so I scanned his memories and turns out the group of cons he was talking about were...........the Seacons.

Velvette: Pfft what a name.

Y/N: Oh I remember those bastards.......I especially remember God Neptune.........

Predaking: He could be of help to us. Especially after seeing how terrifying strong Galvatron is........

Y/N: Eh we'll be fine.

Combiners: Yea we'll beat his ass.

Predaking: "We will most definitely not beat his ass."