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Two degrees
(George and Owen catch a fish)
Akira: ok, now throw it back.
George: *starts throwing it back*
Akira: no! I said to throw it back!
Owen: *starts throwing it back too*
Akira: THROW THE FISH BACK!
George and owen: ohhhhh

Allies
Sid: hey dee
Dee: omg what
Sid: I got diagnosed with ligma
Dee: what's ligma?
*alien blues by vundabar starts playing*

Bill: that's why yo shoes raggedy!
Murphy: that's why yo dad dead
*bfdi gasp sound effect*
Murphy: dead as h3ll

Battle for dream island
Four: you stole my contestants!
Two: and you stole my dad's urn!

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