Part 2: THE WEDDING
As the car drove me and gigi to the synonauge, i slumped. Molly must be worried sick, and Jamie must think i ditched her.
"Soooooo, kid names?" Gigi said, shaking me out of my thoughts.
"Brooklyn or Dodger." I said, not looking at her.
"Im not naming a kid after your baseball obsession." She said, doing a hair flip. We finally pulled up to the synonauge (thank goodness) and wedding preperations started.
That was when that ratty musty crusty kraut Dee showed up.
"Im not here to psychologically torture you this time," he said, holding his hands up in surrender. "Your wife said that ill get twenty bucks if i be your best man." I felt like slapping him, but he's literally a ghost so i can't. Then, our guest of honor showed up.
"Diddy!!" Gigi screamed. I stared at him, and Dee looked equal parts confused. Diddy started to hit the griddy as he walked in.
"Ain't no party like a diddy party." He said.
As the wedding started, it was chaos. My parents showed up, but they left after diddy tried to diddle my dad. Right before it ended, i heard someone scream "OBJECTION!!"
It was count chocula. Right beside him was none other than... Hatsune Miku!?
"Sid, im sorry, but count chocula really wants your girl." She said.
Gigi looked distraught. "IM NOT GOING WITH THAT CHOPPED DRACULA WANNABE!" she said.
"We have food." Miku added.
"Oh nvm then. Bye." Gigi said, somehiw already in the car.
I looked at dee, who looked mildly amused, but of course he was.
This was gonna be a long walk home.
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Humormostly jokey- as these chapters go on you can kinda guess my least favorite character (you can also recommend what characters/scenerios you want)
