The Mastermind is a Middle School Student (KHR FF)

Scamming The Young

(22: Fourth year in Namichuu)

[-1-]

"Aaaaaaaa."

"Amusing performance." A single cent was thrown and hit Eitou square in the face.

"Why the fuck are you wearing a sphinx outfit?"

"I'm practicing pyramid power." The sphinx replies.

"Oh."

"You amuse me when you wallow on the ground."

"Just because I'm high school age doesn't mean you can release your sadistic urge in me."

"Stupid-mura, you don't even reach my requirement for partners."

"But a 17 year old girl does? By the way, I haven't settled the record with your pedophile ass yet."

"I realized Bianchi's age a bit late, it does not count."

"How the fuck you don't know her age while dating her!?"

"In the mafia, no one cares about telling each other their ages. They'll die anyways."

Feeling that this conversation is going no where, Eitou finally lifts up his pitiful self from the ground and stares at the baby with a speechless expression.

The sphinx replied in a monotone voice, "Anyways, I broke up with her after I realized."

"Broke up!?" An extra arm enters the fray. Eitou traced up the arm to its source, revealing a teen with a porcupine-like hair. In addition with the unkempt uniform on the body, it took Eitou a while before he recognized who the person was.

Eitou averted his eyes from the teen to Tsuna right beside. Sighing to himself, indeed, this is the manga version.

"Even though you're so young!??" Naito shouted with his whole body, showing in real life how a manga character would move. Let's not talk about the ear-shattering volume of this guy, just the fact that moves like he's in freeze frames can more or less make up for his voice.

"Do not underestimate him no matter what, Long Champ-kun!" Suddenly came a shout.

Oh hell nah.

From between the trees, a tall and lanky middle aged man is dressed in Namichuu's uniform. Sensing Eitou's judgemental eyes, the man quickly spoke, "He's the Vongola's number one assassin!"

Behind the man, a young girl dressed in a lolita dress and a figure with a huge square-round-ish head facing away and against each other. It kind of looks like a knockoff of Team R*cket somewhat.

Tsuna seems to be distracted for a while, looking at the figure with a square-round face with complicated eyes.

"Sawada-chan, talking to that short guy is no use!" Long-Champ elbows Tsuna with a wide grin, as if he understood the complicated expression on Tsuna's face, " That idiot will only open up to people who give him the flowers that only blooms once a year in the Fuji forest."

Eitou and Tsuna's face distorted as their thoughts sync up for the first time. Just like a video game character !/...

Eitou silently stood up from the grass and bluntly picked off the eavesdropping bug stuck to his butt like picking off apples in a garden. "Well, you do you, I'll go shit."

Then, as he's leaving the chaos behind, Eitou's back look particularly handsome.

[-2-]

He didn't lie, he really did want to shit.

Unfortunately, the senior (postgraduate) looks in silence towards the entrance to the toilet.

"Fox of Namimori! We are here to challenge you!"