Poolverine/Deadclaws oneshots

Injury

Wade, sorry, Deadpool, had been out fighting and kicking ass, as usual. He came back home to see his fiancé, Logan, sat on the sofa in their new apartment which actually has two bedrooms *shocked face* so Blind Al has her own room and so does the homo-erotic couple. The animalistic man had the ugliest cute dog curled up next to him as he watched some show, probably something gay.
Wade, not Deadpool since his mask was now off, hauled himself into the apartment, to the room his beloved is in. He had 28 bullet wounds since he couldn't be assed to do his cool katakana slicey thing, a stab wound, and lastly, and possibly the most noticeable, his whole left arm was gone. Completely, right from just under the shoulder.
"Hey Kitty, what you watching."
"Just some gay shi- OMG what the actual fuck Wade?"
Logan gets up walking over to Wade.
"Where the fuck is your arm?"
"After the baddie cut it off i chucked it in a fire, didnt do well with my ptsd you know being trapped in a fire with a stake through me, but we live...barely."
Logan sighed.
"You'll be explaining later. Now, follow."
Wade does that exactly. He follows behind Logan like a lost puppy that had just been found and scolded and was now being forced to go to the car. Logan leads him to the bathroom. He picks Wade up and sits him on the counter, grabbing the first aid kit and bandaging him up.
"How long will it take before it comes back?"
Logan asks as he finishes and rests his hands on Wades legs where there aren't any bullet or stab wounds.
"Sometimes it's instant, but if not, it takes a day. I'll be alright."
Logan sighs. He's still concerned. He pulls the younger, by about 2 c(u)nturies, man into a hug, stood between his legs head in his chest. Wade relaxes and nuzzles his face into Logans neck.
"Hey... you said something about fire? Do you wanna talk about it?"
Wade snuggles more into the man, holding him tighter, but he nods against him.

*Wade explains all about the fight and fire*
(Im gonna make my next oneshot all about it. It will be called "fire")

"Oh darling."
Now sat on the sofa, Logan holds Wade close to his chest, the bald ass man (had to do it ;)) sat on his lap. He knew he had been through some shit and not like just waded through some cow shit and it went into his wellies and soaked into his sock, but like actually drowned in some cow shit in his mouth and all, and not just some like an absolute truck load of cow shit.
"It's alright...i got him killed... That's all that matters...its just a shame he made me look like this... and gave me a fear of fire... not good."
Logan rubs Wades back comfortingly.
"You're all right...im here. I'll always be here."

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504 words

Woooooooo!
It's like 11:10pm and I just wrote this in one go, haven't prove read it and I have about...5 exams this week, 2 of which are tomorrow and should I revise yes have I not really.
BUT!
they are only mocks, so we shall prevail!
Anyway, thank you all for getting Wades nightmare. My first oneshot on this fic to 400 reads! That's crazzzyyy!
Anyway, thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it. If you read all this, you read 590 words.