0mg happy pride month ya'll!!
I can't believe we are already halfway through this year!!
(P.S., I've never actually been to a pride parade, so this may not be exact!!)
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Wade was in the bathroom, painting on his face. He carefully and meticulously painted 3 lines, a pink, a yellow, and a blue one to resemble the Pansexual flag. He then repeated this on the other cheek to match.
When he was finished, he bounded to his husband, whose face he grabbed as he painted on the mlm flag.
"What are you doing, ball sac?"
"Painting on your face, you insufferably adorable honey badger."
Logan rolled his eyes, though it lacked malice as he smiled, chuckling softly at the cold face paint on his cheeks.
"Its fucking freezing."
"Well, stop complaining its not gonna cause hyperthermia!...those penguins might have hyperthermia.."
"WADE!"
Once they were ready, Wade dressed in full pink, yellow and blue. With a shirt that read, "PAN- sexual" with a picture of a frying pan in the centre. And, Logan in generic attire, blue jeans, but a green top that simply stated.
"I'm gay, but in a manly way."
They then made their way to the parade. As they got to it, they could immediately see the large floats and drag queen's dancing, aa fhey smelt the food trucks selling all sorts of cuisine. They could hear Lady Gaga, Girl in red, Troye Sivan, and more playing on blast.
"Everyone here is so fucking queer."
"Loggy, we're married."
"... Still."
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Hey sorry it's short I'll do a second part when I'm done with GCSE's!!
Hope you enjoyed!!
Lexi♡
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Poolverine/Deadclaws oneshots
FanfictionRight, this will mainly be fluff and angst with some sexual themes and jokes. (With being asexual they may be bad lol sorry in advance thats if there even end up being any!) There may be smut but I don't know if it will be good as I have never writt...
