Poolverine/Deadclaws oneshots

Beach date!!

Wade and Logan had never gone to the beach. Logan had never suggested it, unsure whether Wade would enjoy it and Wade never wanted to show off his skin, however now that he has Logan, he feels more confident than ever and doesn't care when others stare, at the whispers or what they may be thinking. All that matters is that Logan loves him the way he is.
They continue to get ready, sun tan cream,
(So that Wade doesn't complain that his healing takes forever to heal sunburns)
Towels, snacks, drinks, (it's beer, who's shocked? Oh wait, no one. Everyone's jaws are still in place.)
Logan even secretly packed a tennis ball. This may seem insignificant, but on one of their first real dates, they played catch, and Wade had gone on and on about playing catch again. So, when Wade asked what Logan had packed, Logan decided it would be a good surprise, so he just shrugged.
"Nothing for you to worry your bald ass head about, now how about you grab your Crocs?"
Wade immediately forgot about what he was thinking and ran to get his Crocs.
Logan chuckled and they soon headed out, Logan carrying the beach bag in some cargo shorts and a white tank top. Wade prancing beside the gruff man was in a Hawaiian shirt and some bright shorts made of t-shirt material as he found out denim was irritating his scarred skin.
(My headcanon)

After finally making it to the beach, they find a low-populated area for Wade and settle down.
Laying down their towels and taking a seat beside one another.
They started with a simple chat, just relaxing happily in each other's company.
After a while, they take a dip in the sea.
"Stop splashing me you ancient cunt!"
"Oh, my poor bald man baby. You weren't complaining last night when I got you wet-"
"Ok, children are present, and I'm not talking about you reader."
Wade then winks.
Logan just shakes his head, with a grin used to Wade's antics.
"You dumbass."
Logan then grabbed Wade and pulled him into a kiss. Nothing sexual, (or gross 🤢)
Just a tender, and sweet kiss.
They then make their way back to their towels, drying off, Wade sits down as Logan grabs his wallet.
"Ice cream?"
Logan questions, smiling adoringly when he sees his husband's eyes light up at the mention.
"Yes yes yes!!!"
"Alright, what flavour?"
Wade thinks for a second.
"The Elton John one."
Logan mentally facepalms as he realizes which one Wade is on about.
"Eton Mess?"
"That's the one!!"
Logan looks at him, in disappointment. We aren't sure about the look but you can probably guess what it looked like.
"What? Eton sounds like Elton and I had a roommate back in the day called John and Christ did he make a mess, not just when he had prostitutes over either."
Logan chuckles, as he walks off to get the ice creams.

"Hi, I'll have one vanilla cone and one eton mess cone."
"Of course sir! That'll be $6 please."
Logan hands over the money and takes the ice cream cones.
"Thanks."

He then heads off back to Wade who was drawing in the sand.
As he comes back, Wade looks up noticing a young lady, well maybe not too young...nah 50. Or, she'd been in the sea too long. Either way, she waltzed over to Logan. Now, even as a gay man, Logan can admit a woman is attractive, this woman, however? Not so attractive to him. She had that caked-on makeup and an animal print swimsuit. She was one of those women who was either nice or extremely bitchy. Logan was betting on bitchy, as she got closer to him.
"Hey, hot stuff...you alone?"
Logan moved back a bit as he could smell the cigar on her breath.
"No actually, I-"
The lady cuts him off, not even giving him a chance.
"A wife? Well...I'm sure I can be better than her~"
Logan chuckles.
"Not a wife but a-"
"Family member? You know you could always ditch them for me I'm sure id be much more fun. As long as you've got good stamina~"
Wade could hear all of this and was unsure whether he should laugh or launch himself at the lady and rip her overly blonde hair from her scalp and wear it as a warning to other women like her.
"Not a family member either I'm with my-"
"You're with a friend? Oh, how lovely, oh silly me, I didn't introduce myself I'm Mya."
The bitch didn't even leave a second before she started yapping again.
"How are you single? I mean anybody with taste would've eaten you up and locked you down by now."
Logan sighed and finally managed to speak.
"Well, I've been trying to tell you, I'm here with my husband."
Logan was fed up with this woman.
(we all are I believe.)
The woman then stands mouth agape,
"Who? Who?"
Logan then points to Wade and waves to him, as Wade cheerily waves back at him.
"That freak show really? You're gay for that scarred bastard when you could be straight for a sexy woman like me?"
Logan looked at her, a scowl of disdain on her face.
"Don't say that about my husband. And you? To me, you're an ugly whore."
The woman was appalled.
"Uhm excuse you my husband loves me!"
Logan raises an eye,
"He does? Then why are you hitting on me? Besides isn't that him flirting with those young women?"
The woman, even more furious now, turns to see her husband with his arms around two young girls in their 20s.
"Oh fuck you."
"No actually, I have a husband for that."
The bitch mutters under her breath as she walks off towards her husband.

Logan sighs before sitting back beside Wade.
Wade scooches closer to Logan.
"You ok Fossil?"
Logan chuckles.
"I am...is my bald baby ok? She did say about..."
Wade smiles
"I'm alright, I mean she must be more insecure than me if she feels she has to wear that much makeup."
Logan chuckles as he hands Wade his ice cream.
"Sorry, it started to melt as she was distracting me."
Wade gratefully takes the cone and licks up the ice cream.
"It's fine...see this reminds me of last night when I got you soaking wet-"
"That's enough! You bald-headed buffoon."
Wade gasps dramatically.
"You called me a buffoon? Now that is a low blow."
The two men continue to chat and laugh, enjoying the affectionate and domestic moment between them both.

After finishing their ice creams, Logan remembers the tennis ball he brought and smiles.
"I've got a surprise!"
"And it is?"
Wade asks, his attention peaked.
Logan then pulls out the small ball.
"I remembered you saying that you wanted us to play catch together, like we did on our earlier date."
Wade's expression softens as he smiles.
"You're too romantic...and very sweet."
Wade kisses Logan's cheek as they both stand up.
"I can't believe that you remembered..."
Logan smiles at Wade.
"Of course, I remembered, you've been excited about it since."
They then play catch.
The scene soft and wholesome as their laughter is dragged around by the breeze that had now picked up due to it getting late.

After a while, with both of them now sitting back on their towels, they both watch as the bitch and her husband walk past, the two yelling at each other and calling each other names. Wade and Logan watch as Wade is cuddled into Logan's side.
"Look at them go, what a lovely couple."
Logan smirks.
"Miserable old gits."
"Isn't that what you are?"
"Oh shush."
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1300 words

Ahhhhh!
School is done now.
Sorry I took a while to get back to this but now that Prom was 2 days ago, I finally had motivation!!!
So thank you all for reading these it's made me unbelievably happy to have people read and enjoy my writing!
Thanks again and I hope you enjoyed!!
Love Lexi ♡♡