Poolverine/Deadclaws oneshots

Pumkin Patch 🎃

My favourite time of year x my favourite gay men ❤️
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Wade was bouncing around, as he and Logan were getting ready to go out to a pumpkin patch.
Logan was in some old blue jeans with old tears and stains, and a grandpa jumper which also had holes in it and his tatty almost work boots. Wade was wearing jeans also along with a hoodie, a care bear hoodie to be exact with his light up, Lightning McQueen crocs.
"You ready Bub?"
Logan asks, a small amused smirk plays on his lips as he takes in his husband's attire, not shocked and in pure love. Awww
(I'm gonn be sick.)
"As ready as a beaver with a vibrating butt plug up its ass is to fuck a tree."
Wade replies as they head out.
"What else did I expect."

They hop into their Honda Odyssey and make their way to the pumpkin farm. On the way there Wade plays his favourite Kesha album,
"Do you wanna have a slumber party in my basement do I make your heart be like 808 drum is my love your drug?"
Wade sings along.
"You sure are addictive."
Logan flirts, leaving Wade speechless with a giddy expression and a light pink tainting his features.
"Whats wrong bubs? Flustered~"
Logan chuckles as Wade huffs.
"You can't just say that...and expect me not to be..."
Wade pouts, only making Logan grin wider.
"You just somehow made yourself even cuter."

They finally arrive, Logan parks the car and they get out Wade already overly excited.
"Calm down bubs, they're just pumpkins"
Wade was shocked.
"Did my darling Pookie Princess just say they're...just pumpkins?"
Logan shakes his head, a grin of amusement.
"I cant believe I let you tap that- Pumpkins!!"
Wade enthusiastically rushes to the pumpkins, as Logan follows, chuckling.
(WALK HIM LIKE A DOG!!)

Wade and Logan spend almost 2 hours picking pumpkins, they end up with a wheelbarrow of 2 large pumpkins, 2 medium pumpkins, and then 1 little baby pumpkin.
"Why do we need the little one? You can't even carve it, Darling."
Logan asks, and Wade grins goofily.
"It's not to carve! It's decoration and anyway it brings me serotonin."
Logan decides there's no point in even debating and they head and pay for the pumpkins.

"That'll be £30 please sir"
They pay for the pumpkins and then they load them into the Honda Odyssey.
"Do you remember when we first met and we got freaky in the back?"
Wade asks as they put in the last big pumpkin.
"I do, just like it was yesterday."
Logan grabs Wade by the waist and kisses him, as they lean against the car.
After pulling away, Wade has one of his dorky smiles.
"Come on, you bald headed dork, get in the car so we can go home and carve the bastards."
Wade nods, as Logan opens the car door for him, he slides in, and then Logan walks around to the drivers side, he gets in and they make their way home.
With on hand on the wheel, and one hand on Wades knee, Logan thanks fate for bringing them together.
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RAHHHHH
Ok hope you enjoyed and YES,
I want to make a freaky Honda Odyssey oneshot and
YES
I will make another wholesome one where they carve their pumpkins.

Hope you enjoyed, have a lovely life!!
Love Lexi xx
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