Head(canons)

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So this is low-key gonna be 18+...
Not in detail, but some of the ideogidealogies are. Though, it wouldn't be me without a little bit of angst and fluff 😘
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1)
They have definitely gone at it multiple times in their 'costumes', and Wade has put those blowjob handles to good use. Let's just say that...

2) Speaking of bj handles, Wade obviously would bully the fuck out of Logan for the "2 Batmen kissing" theory lol.

3)
As stated in previous oneshots, they have adorable names for each other.
(Should i do one where they make up the names? Such as Wadel and Loggy? Et plus.)

4)
Logan, due to being really fucking old can speak multiple languages one being French.
(Only other language i somewhat know, GCSEs I'm after you.)

5)
Wade may sometimes have moments where he thinks he should've died either in deadpool 2 where the power collar thing was on him. Or, the multiple times he's tried to kill himself. OR that he should've died from cancer...my poor poor bald ass man-baby.

6) Another fluff, Logan will always. Every day. Without fail, tell Wade how gorgeous and beautiful he is. Wade doesn't truly believe him, but Logan will not stop never even if Wade never believes him. Hopefully, they're together forever for all of their infinite years, and Logan would happily spend all of them making sure Wade knows how much he loves, respects, and cares for him.
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I hope you guys enjoyed this oneshot!
Sorry, it's a short one. I have a story or two mid writing, but they won't be done for a bit maybe tomorrow...so I shall feed you with these headcanons!!
Have a lovely evening, day, afternoon, or morning ♡
Love you all xx

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