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Ok...this may be shit.
Will be shit.
I'm gonna drown myself from the cringe
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Wade and Logan are sitting on their sofa in their living room.
Peacefully.
Too Peacefully.
I'm about to ruin it, you know because I'm nice!

Wade is perfectly squeezed between Logan's two large arms as he has his head on the ancient man's chest.
The once-off TV switches on, with no command from the discarded remote.
"What the hell?"
Logan grumbles, his thumb rubbing small circles on Wade's arm.
"Who in the fucked up fisting session did this?"
Wade asks, his voice slightly muffled by Logan's chest.
"Heyy!"
My voice rings out in their living room, from the TV.
(Imagine a really annoying voice lol)

"Who in the..?"
I cut him off, not wanting to make this take any longer than it has to.

"No more questions. My names Alexa, and today, you're gonna watch a video about Wade."
They look at the screen quuzzically.
"What type of vudeo?"
Logan asks, holding Wade a little tighter at the odd situation.
"Good question! Its not gonna be a nice one. It'll actually expose Wade, ok theres two videos and then I'll be gone!"

Without any seconds to spare, the TV displays,
"Video 1/2."
Before the video plays.

*(00:45 - 01:16) - timestamp

Logan just looks disturbed, not by the fact that Wade is talking to Vanessa. He knows Wade had a life before him, shit he wasn't in the same universe as him at the time.
It was how casual the whole ordeal was to the both of them.
"You were fucking molested?"
Logan growls somewhat dangerously.
(I would be scared)
"Yeah?"
Wade answers though his voice is strangely unsure. Logan senses his shift and so he he holds Wade closer.
"We'll talk about it later, let's get the next shitting video over with."
Wade gratefully relaxes against Logan.

The screen then yet again displays,
"Video 2/2"
And then the video plays.

(Whole video)

Logan is seething, I'm scared he'll set the smoke detector off with the amount of steam coming from his ears.
"Who in the fuck was that bald headed git?"
Wade chuckles slightly.
"That is the ugly mug that created this ugly mug, Francis."
Logan softens slightly, though he's still fuming.
"One you're not ugly and two is he dead yet?"
Wade nods.
"I shot him."
Logan then relaxes and smiles, though he then asks.
"What happened after the explosion?"
Before Wade can answer I jump in,
"I can show you if you'd like?"
Wade nods,
"It would be easier to watch than to explain the shit show anyway."
Logan grumbles then reluctantly agrees.
"Alright then, if the bald bastard says yes then play the damn thing."

The screen then reads,
"Bonus video 1/1"
It then plays.

Logan is just seeing red.
Until, he's snapped out of it by Wade, who grabs his hand, intertwining their fingers.
"Hey, while it's a mega shit show, it led me to you. I don't regret it."
Logans expression loses it's angry facade and is replaced by a loving expression.
"You fucking dork. I love you."
Wade grins like an idiot.
"I love you too, now let me blow you."
Logan gives his signature smirk.
"You insatiable c*nt, always begging for a pegging."

"That's my clue to leave, peace!! ✌️"
And then the TV stops glowing.
(Did you get the reference 😀🔫)
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I hope you found enjoyment in this uhm
Yeah so if you never want to see this again, cool!
If you want me to do a Logan version, cool! I'll do that!!
But uh yeah,
Love you all!! 😘