A long, long, back and forth of different levels of insults. They will be awful, disgusting, but loving all at once ♡
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"Boo you whore!!"
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"Oh I'm the whore am I?"
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"Yeah, you are. You Jackhorseman ahh bitch."
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"Who the fuck is Jackman? You are incredibly idiotic. You remind me of a piece of shit that won't get flushed, even after the 5th try."
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"Don't get sassy with me. You're too old for that shit. that's my job. Yours is to sit looking depressed and miserable like your wife and kids just died, even though you dont have a wife, and your 'daughter' is illegitimate."
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"Did you swallow a dictionary? That was a whole lot of words I didn't care about."
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"Woah, real mature, Mr."I'm so manly and mysterious.""
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"Oh dont give me mysterious, you baffoon!"
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"...Did you just call me a baffon?"
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"Yes, I did, i could call you a burn victim too if you'd like."
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*dramatic gasp*
"How could you?"
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"Easily, I opened my mouth, and words fell out. Learnt from you, you know cause you're a yappa-tron."
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"Hey! You can't use the new age lingo I taught you against me!!"
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"Too, damn bad."
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"God you look so fuckable right now."
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"You say that almost everyday, Wade."
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"Well, it's not my fault my husband's hot as fuck balls."
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"Wade. Don't say it."
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*cynical smile*
"I could fondle your hot balls anytime."
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"Oh my fucking god. You are a man-child."
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"You love me anyway?"
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"Yeah, yeah, whatever."
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"Yay!..wanna fuck?"
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"See! You are the whore...but you are a good whore. Ok, fine."
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Hey, so this one is a little different. My insults weren't that great today😓
Anyway! I hope you enjoyed it and OMFG!!
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!
For getting this fic to 8k reads!!
I'm absolutely gobsmacked like wtaf!?!
This was meant to be a joke that flopped, but it's gone kinda far, anywat I'm extatic about it!
Again, thank you, and I hope you have a great rest of your life!
Love Lexi ♡
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