Poolverine/Deadclaws oneshots

The Wedding

Now, let's go back in time. To when these two freaks got married.
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It was the big day. Wade and Logan were getting married.
This is the one for Wade and Logan, not to be confused with Deadpool and Wolverine...who are they anyway?
Sooo,
Wade was currently in his hotel room, getting ready with Yukio and Eloise (negasonic) and Peter.
Wade put on his shirt and looked in the mirror.
"Do you think it's too wrinkly?"
"You've ironed it 14 seperate fucking tomes moron, and burnt your hand 6 of those times."
Eloise said rolling her eyes as Wade scoffs.
"Well, im sorry, i dont want to look like a wrinkly ball sac while up at the altar ...
don't say a word."
Yukio smiled.
"I think you look great, Wade."
"Thanks, Yukio."
Wade smiled.
"You should learn some manners from your girlfriend, your teenage train wreck."
Eloise just rolled her eyes with a slight smirk.
"Hopefully, now that you two are finally getting married, you might stop your intolerable gay pining."
Wade mocks offence.
"I beg your fucking pardon, it is not pining. It's simply love."
"Yeah, too much love and not enough dove. You know, the symbol of purity. "
"Oh, shut your mouth."
Peter places a hand on Wades shoulder.
"You know you'll do great, and I'm sure Logan, as the animal he is, won't notice if the shirt was wrinkly which it isn't."
"Thank you, Peter."

With Logan in the room next door, along with Colossus and Laura.
"You look fine, dad."
Laura says as she fixes Logans blazer lapel.
"Indeed you do, and i haven't seen Wade this genuinely excited in years."
Logan smiled at that. He knew how hard Wades life had been. Even if he didn't know everything, he hoped Wade could hopefully open up more as he wanted to be able to support him however he could.
He was just happy. Happy knowing that he could bring genuine happiness into Wades life.
He was so excited to actually just fucking finally get married.
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Everyone was seated, and Logan stood at the altar waiting for his beloved.
As they all chatted amongst themselves, the music started. You know the music that really cheesy music played in movies. The, dun dun d dun du dun du dun. That one.
Everyone stood to see Wade being led down the aisle by Blind Al.
"Wade?"
"Yes, Al?"
"When this whole shit show is over, will there be Devil's Dandruff?"
Wade shakes his head and smiles.
"Yes, there will be, just for you."
"Good, cause im getting a jittery pussy."
Althea whispers to Wade, making sure no one heard her. Wade is unsurprised. And just shakes his head with a soft chuckle. The two are then in view of the guests, and most importantly, Logan.
As Wade walks towards Logan, Althea, on his left, walking him down the aisle.
Logan can't help but stare in awe at his fiancé and soon to be husband. He looks stunning. Someone may disagree, say something about his scars or how he speaks and acts. But did Logan ever give a fuck about what some random little freaks thought? No. And if Wade did? He'd beat the shit out of anyone who made any of their dumb opinions known.
Wade walks down the aisle, halfway there. It's almost in slow motion, as they lock eyes. They had been wanting this day for years. After 5 years of dating and 1 of those years engaged. They were ready, more than ready for this.
Wade finally got to the altar, parting with Al, who gave him a smile and a small arm rub , before taking her seat, with the help of Colossus, who helped to guide her.
Wade was now there stood before the man of his dreams. And Logan stood in front of his beloved. They had both dreamt and feared of this day. What if something happened? What if they messed up their vows? What if something caught fire? I mean, would something happen? Probably not. But, hey, neither had one been to a wedding or ever been married before. Who could blame them for being nervous? No one. Exactly. Though, they were thrilled. Did they need marriage to prove their truly undying love for one another? No, they didn't. But, did the thought of the both of them being recognised as lawfully wedded excite them? Damn right it did.
It was time for vows.
Logan:
"Wade Winston Wilson, i fucking love, so so much. So much so, i want to spend the rest of my years with you. And only, you. You are my everything. Ever simce we met, and you kidnapped me from my dimension and brought me here, and we took down Cassandra, both surviving the anti matter. I knew from that moment on that I would never leave your side. I promise that without fail, i will protect, love, and care for you to the vest of my old man abilities,"
Wade, along with those witnessing all, chuckled.
"I promise to love you through thick and thin. I wanna thank you for standing by me for the past 5 years, i have felt the happiest I ever have, and that's all thanks to you. I love you."
Wade was smiling as tears rolled down his cheeks.
Then he began.
Wade:
"James 'Logan' Howlett. You are one of the first to stand beside me and stay close. I will forever love and admire you for your determination. I promise to always be with you, through sickness and in health blah, blah..."
Everyone laughs through tears at the interaction as Logan tries to compose himself.
"I am so honoured to have you here, and I am still shocked that i didn't push you away. These 5 years have been amazing, and i hope to carry that through the rest of our long, love filled lives. And i promise, i did write this myself."
Logan rolls his eyes and smirks as Wade laughs, both in tears, but the tears are those of pure love and joy.
The officiate, then yaps before declaring the two men husband and husband.
"Can I-?"
Logan looks to the officiate. Who smiles and nods.
"You may kiss your husband."
The two then engage in a kiss full of love and passion yet gentle. It was perfect. Everything was perfect. The two parts, overwhelmed with emotion. They then hand in hand turn to walk back down the aisle this time, together, as husband. They stand and raise their hands as everyone stands. Colossus crying, with Negasonic Teenage Warhead (Eloise), has a hand on his arm, her other draped around Yukio's shoulders, her face drowning in tears. Laura stood with Peter and had one tear slide down her face as she put on her sunglasses while Peter sobbed and clapped loudly beside her. The two men walk down the aisle, "I'm with you," by Avril Lavigne playing as they exit hand in hand, Wade leaning against Logan whoever in return places his head onto his now husbands shoulder.

Now, it was their first dance. Everyone was chatting and having a nice time when then, "The lady in red," by Chris De Burgh, played, Wade came into view in a red suit with black accents with Logan wearing a matching suit just black with red accents. Both men looked amazing, and they felt amazing, which was conveyed through smiles. They then took one another's hand and stared to slow dance. With their left hands interview, tied together just like their love and souls. With Wade right hand on Logans left shoulder and Logans hand on Wades left side, his thumb rubbing his hip to comfort his nerves. He knew Wade was anxious about their first dance. But he also knew that Wade was literally amazing and had aced all of their practice, so on queue, smiling down at him, Logan started them off, Wade following as they floated around the dance floor. You wouldn't expect from two anti heroes that they could be so dainty and light in their feet, but these two are special, and they can easily switch.
Soon, the song changes, and everyone joins, all dancing together. A moment of piece in this chaotic life they all are part of. One bit found family. Wade and Logan were now husbands, and that's all they'd ever need, each other.

In the corner Blind Al, as the icon she is, was having the time of her life.
"I'm loving this. These homos need to get married more often, so I can keep snorting."
~ a fucking drugged up      Althea
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Omg this is probably one of my longest oneshots yet on here!
I am actually really happy with how this one came out!!!
It's my third one for the night. I mean, I started it a while ago, but I wrote over a thousand words tonight!
Personal record, I believe 3 in one night.
Anyway, I would like to mention, don't do drugs they are bad, only take if prescribed and legal. And with that I hope you have a lovely day/just have a love and joy filled life in general :)
Lots of love,
Lexi ♡