Poolverine/Deadclaws oneshots

Dog walk

AHHHHH
I can't believe that Wades nightmare has gotten to over 800 views
I genuinely never thought it would actually do this well.
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Mary Puppins was bouncing around the living room, her long tongue sometimes hitting the floor as she got excited, seeing Wade holding her harness.
"Is my furry little butt plug ready for her walk?"
He asks, putting on a baby voice to only excite the dog more. Logan looks fondly shaking his head at the man's antics.
Wade puts Mary puppins into her harness, a pink one covered in stars, and clips on her lead, which is also pink to match the harness.
"You ready, Wade?"
Logan asks, a hand on his husbands hip. The other nods, and they head out the door, Mary Puppins, in the lead.
They stroll aimlessly down the street, laughing and joking as the fugly cute dog prances about.
They walk to a kiosk where Wade sits with Mary on his lap as Logan buys them some drinks.
He comes back to the other two, and they drink while Miss Puppins laps up some water from a dog bowl close by.
"You know, Loggy, i used to own a chimichanga van."
Wade says, grinning as he munches on his kit kat. Logans eyes widen as he looks at Wade in slight shock? I mean, sure Wade had and does go on some crazy side quests, but a chimichanga van?
"Are you taking the piss?"
Wade shook his head, no.
"Nope, i was the proud owner of a yellow chimichanga van...gosh, i miss her...my poor poor Charice."
Logans face changes to one of amusement but also...confusion.
"Hang on...you had a chimichanga van...that was yellow...that you named Charice?"
Wade, looking very proud of himself, nodded.
"Mhm! Charice the chimichanga van that sold chimichangas."
Logan chuckled, and they continued their light-hearted chatting until the little dog started yapping.
Logan rolls his eyes.
"Is the little fuck up bored?"
She yips again.
"Alright then, we'll head back, you little freaky pube demon."
Wade laughed as they threw away their rubbish, Wade turning towards us;
"Dont litter you incessant fools ;)"
He winks and turns back to his husband, who just shakes his head at the antic, having been used to it by now.
They then start the track back home, ready for Mary Puppins to pass out after the walk and Wade and Logan to cuddle up on the sofa, Wade in his hello Kitty pyjamas with the matching slippers Logan had got him for Christmas. Logan was sat, Wade against his side a beer in his right and his left hand on Wades hip.
They had each other.
No, they have each other
And that will always be enough for the two.
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Sorry, it's not that good, I just had the initial idea and kinda had no clue how to end it!
But I hope you all liked it, and I hope you enjoy whatever part of the day or the rest of the day you had/have!
Love you all
Lexi ♡