Poolverine/Deadclaws oneshots

Excuse me?

AHHH!!!
I have a presentation tomorrow and what am I doing? Writing a oneshot 😝
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Logan and Wade were at the mall. They were about to split up to go to different shops since they had a few errands to run.

"Ok...how about I go get Mary-Puppins food and you go get the groceries?"
Wade looked up from a list and to Logan, who nodded.
"Sounds good to me Bubs."
Wade smiles, kissing Logan's cheek.
"Meet in the food court?"
Logan's usually gruff expression shifts to a soft grin.
"Alright, don't get lost again."
"I wasn't lost...I just took a more scenic route."
Logan chuckles as Wade starts heading off.
Despite his better judgment, Logan is merely a man, and damn his husband has a good ass-
Logan catches himself staring, but fuck it, they're married and he then heads off, having to forcefully tear his eyes away before stalking off to the food shop, knowing he'd be tapping that later.

As Wade walked away, before Logan had caught himself, a woman noticed Logan's lustful gaze.
As Logan turned away, the woman approached Wade.
"Excuse me sir?"
She calls out, and Wade turns, she has a shit poker face as she is clearly surprised by the scars.
"Yes ma'am?"
Wade ignores the look, having seen it more times than countable.
The woman drags her eyes away and clears her throat,
"I was just wondering if you
...noticed that man looking at you in a lewd way?"
Wade wonders then looks in the direction of where Logan had been standing, where the woman was glaring, almost as though if he came back and she saw him he'd implode.
"Oh yeah, that would make sense."
Wade remarks, and the lady, (cough, cough bitch)
looks surprised.
"Excuse me?"
Wade flashes the engagement and wedding ring both stacked beautifully on his ring finger.
"I'd hope my husband would be looking at me like that, or we'd be having a long conversation."
Wade jokes, but the woman's face drops, oh no.
"H-husband?! Oh my goodness! That is disgusting!"
She has a scowl on her face and before Wade can speak up, she continues.
"You should be ashamed! And especially you, why would he marry a fuck-up like you? I mean really, what type of drugs were you addicted to, to wind up looking like that?"
Wade is taken aback.
"Excuse you but me and my husband are not ashamed, and he loves me very much, despite the scars from a terrible accident."
He didn't want to admit it actually kinda was drugs, even though it wasn't an addiction it was torture, and anyway he didn't owe this asshole shit all!
"Ugh, that is so unholy, I must pray this disease away later, you might have given it to me!"
She scoffs, loudly, so loudly that people turn to look.
"Your husband must be a freakazoid like you, I bet he's even worse."
Wade's patience had run out long ago, and now? Well, he had run out of his backup store.
"Listen here you caked up face, asslicking, sick son of a flying fucker. Don't you dare speak about my husband like that, you hear me? He is better that you ever could be. So instead of being jealous of two happy gay men, you could be working on that attitude of yours, cause the only disease here is you."
And with that, Wade turns on his heel and heads to the pet store. She is fuming but, with the way people are looking at her now she can't say anything back, and she just storms out.

About thirty minutes goes by and Wade finally makes it to the food court,
"So you didn't get lost."
Logan had been waiting for about 25 minutes for his husband, since they didn't need too much and he hadn't been in the store for too long.
"No, just some fuckface being a homophobic cunt."
Logan perks up, already mad.
"I'm sorry I wasn't there bub, what did they say?"
Wade sighs and recounts the story, and repeats what he said back.
This makes Logan chuckle, a satisfactory grin on his face.
"Atta-boy, that's my husband."
He rubs his head, causing Wade to laugh, the bald ass man then grins.
"So...you were staring at my ass?"
Logan doesn't even get flustered as he grins with a deep chuckle.
"Get ready for later."
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742 words.

RAHHHHH
I have so many drafts, hopefully I get a bunch of motivation during the easter holiday and I can finish them!
Anyway I wrote this in one sitting lol (whats new?)
So, as always hope you enjoyed and have a lovely rest of your life!!
Lex ♡