Soo...I said I'd take a break...nah, why the fuck would I ever do that?
So TW time!!
>not too deep joke about infertility (made from pure love <3)
> Use of the word Slut,
Not derogatory, only said out of love.
What else am I meant to say? It's these gay fuckheads I'm writing about.
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Logan was currently standing before the bathroom mirror. He never found himself caring about how he looked, but now that he has Wade, he feels obligated to make sure he looks good enough for him.
He knows Wade loves him. He'd be stupid if he didn't. Yet, he still can't accept his love, all because of his looks.
"Pookie!"
Wades voice rang loud through the apartment.
Logan couldn't help but crack a small smile.
Wade then popped his head around the corner,
"Wolvie!!"
Logan turns to him.
"Hello, darling."
Wade walked in and hugged Logan.
"Are you ok? You don't seem to be."
Wade asked, his breath tickling Logan's neck.
Logan softly sighs.
"It's nothing, really I'm fine."
Wade only hugs him tighter.
"I know you're lying. You don't have to tell me, but know I'll always listen to you."
Logan smiles, the softness unusual.
"Fuck, I love you, you bald bastard."
Wade smiles sweetly,
"I love you too, my darling little princess."
Logan rolls his eyes then sighs, his smile drops.
"I just don't think I'm attractive enough for you."
Wade was gobsmacked.
"How? I look like a burnt rotisserie chicken that someone scraped the crispiness off and left me to sit in the fridge. And you think you're unattractive? I don't know how you like me."
Wade uses his dramatic flare, which will never fail to cheer Logan up.
"Oh come on, you're not... that bad."
Logan jokes.
Wade then smirks,
"And, anyway...even if you think you're unattractive, do you think I'd let an ugly person fuck me raw?"
Logan chuckled.
"You have a point, even as a slut you do have standards."
"Damn right."
"I love you, you infertile burnt chip."
"I love you too, you fine ass, thick ass tree trunk."
"Did your bald head's minute amount of braincells just compare me to that Tung Tung Sahur motherfucker?"
"No.."
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YIPPEA!!
I hope you enjoyed this one I wrote this in 20 minutes lol.
I am actually happy with this and some of the jokes I made up as well!!
Anywho have a swell rest of your life and I'll see you later!!
Lexi ♡
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FanfictionRight, this will mainly be fluff and angst with some sexual themes and jokes. (With being asexual they may be bad lol sorry in advance thats if there even end up being any!) There may be smut but I don't know if it will be good as I have never writt...
