Anita is a demon child. I swear.
They say terrible twos, they are so wrong. I think it's closer to the truth to call it absolutely horrible twos.
Idk it's normal for a child to be that devious.
For example:
Today is my day off of university, and Juan had to do stuff before he left so he left super early this morning (3 am) and didn't want to wake her so she slept with me and Zack.
Anyways, we were all cuddly and warm and asleep and it was perfect until she wakes me up and tells me in K'anjobal that there is someone down, Bina.
By down she means downstairs. So naturally, I freaked the fûck out and wake Zack up, we tell Anita to stay there and we sneak downstairs to investigate which takes 15-20minutes. This, mind you, is at 4:30! We don't find anything so we go stumbling back up to bed and when we do we see her spread eagled on the middle of the bed with all the blankets covering her and deeply asleep. When we woke her up to move her so we could go bak to sleep, she just blank innocently at us and tells us she was squished and didn't have any room with us which is a lie cause we have a queen bed
Mala niño
Grosero
Puta
She pulls stuff like this all the time ( legit, all the time) I can't tell if she's the devil or if we are raising a genius. Either way, her teenage years are going to be horrendous.
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