mori x reader [under MAJOR EDITING]

二

"a what?" you weren't sure you heard them properly. god, what have i gotten myself into?

"hm," tamaki mumbled, tapping his chin, "yes, our first female host."

"that is a good idea." mori admitted
as the twins popped a confetti cannon in celebration.

kyoya examined his clip board skeptically.

"yes, precisely," he said, pushing up his glasses with his middle finger "it would broaden our range of guests by attracting a larger male audience, and could potentially increase our profits 10 x if she does well of course-"

"and my daughter will have a friend to play with!" tamaki interrupted, stars in his eyes, as haruhi sweat dropped.

-tamaki's brain theatre-

(y/n) and haruhi frolicking at the beach, wearing matching pink dresses with large red ribbons in the front.

ah, my little girl having a friend to play with.

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"right mommy?" asked tamaki, glancing at kyoya happily.

"of course daddy," replied kyoya, without looking up.

"wait-" you started before you were cut off by two small hands wrapping around your left leg.

you look down to see honey hugging your leg looking up at me with his big adorable eyes.

"come eat cake with me (y/n)-chan!" he smiled happily.

"just a moment," you said looking up from the boy, "what's a host?"

the twins stopped celebrating.

"a host is, a boy, well, usually boy-" started hikaru

"who has too much time on his hands that entertains girls-" continued kaoru.

" who also have too much time on their hands-"

"our goal is to make-"

"everyone happy."

they grinned identical grins.

you sweat dropped. oh god this is what haruhi's doing, isn't it?

"don't scare the guests hikaru, kaoru." haruhi frowned, accusingly.

"hikaru! kaoru! give (y/n) her clothes and get her to change" ordered tamaki.

"yes sir," they saluted.

the twins dragged you into the change room as they handed you a small bundle of clothes.

in the change room you unravelled the bundle and the outfit was revealed to be a somewhat scandalous french maid outfit. you sweat dropped deeply as you rolled your (e/c)eyes.

"i'm not wearing this," you shouted.

"its absolutely mandatory," lied hikaru, as karou nodded.

"well get out then!" you said as you realized that they were still in the room.

you pushed them out the curtain and sighed.

when you finished changing you stepped out of the room.

"(y/n)-chan! so cute!" honey gasped happily as he looked up from his cake table. mori looked up and nodded in agreement with a little tinge of pink on his cheeks.

"you're so-" started kaoru.

"adorable." hikaru finished smirking.

"my new little girl is so cute, right mommy?" tamaki gushed.

"yes, very cute." kyoya said, smiling slightly. although you were sure that he was thinking, but i'm cuter.

haruhi sweat dropped.

'boys.' she muttered.

"(y/n), you don't actually have to wear this." explained haruhi, as she walked towards a dresser along the west wall. she pulled out a blue dress that matched the rest of the host uniforms.

"aw haruhi, you ruined the fun." kaoru pouted.

you went to the change room to change again. you unbuttoned the first two buttons of the ridiculous maid outfit, before you realized that the twins had followed you inside.

"perverts!" you shouted as you shoved them out of the room.

after you exited the change room, everyone in the host club's jaws dropped to the ground.

honey pounced on you with his stuffed bunny in hand.

"(y/n)-chan!" he smiled " you look beautiful!"

you laughed.

' he's so adorable' you thought.

"let's go eat cake!" he said, as he tugged on the bottom of your dress. he brought you to a table and the whole host club followed and you all ate a slice.

you glanced at your watch.

"shoot, i have to go. i'm going to meet some family for dinner tonight." You said.

"awh, bye (y/n)" honey pouted.

" see you tomorrow!" you replied.

after a moment hesitation, honey said "since i won't be with you while you're at home, take usa-chan with you, take good care of him, okay?"

"sure, honey" you said.

the whole host club looked shocked forks with cake still on them halfway to their mouths. mori started choking on a piece of cake.

"oh no, mori's choking" said honey panicking. "quick do mouth to mouth haru-chan"

"nope. not my precious daughter" yelled tamaki, pressing haruhi's head to his chest protectively much to her protest.

"then (y/n)-chan, you do it!" honey said in tears.

"but that doesn't even make sense?! why do i have to do mouth to mouth? shouldn't it be the heimlich maneuver or something?"

the seven people shot you a look, signifying that the lolita third-year wouldn't listen to anyone's pleas.

"p-please (y/n)-chan" honey pleaded.

"gosh, alright." you walked over to mori and bent over. this makes no sense but this is the anime universe-
you took a deep breath and bent down. your lips were a couple millimetres away from his about to touch--

of course, right before you could do anything more, his eyes opened only to see you extremely close to his face, lips parted.

you both flushed, and sat up quickly.

"takashi!" yelled honey " i was so worried. (y/n)-chan was just about to do CPR on you."

you face-palmed.

"i figured." said mori.

shaking off whatever just happened, you excused yourself, and you hurried out the door.

you ran to your house, because you missed the bus. you were so hungry, and you didn't want to miss the release, and first airing of the live action of one of your favourite animes.

you opened the door, and came face to face with your--

hello,,
my fellow otakus!!

i'm co-writing this book with my twins sister!! i hope you like this chapter and don't forget to vote!

~ K.E.W & A.E.W