The Curse

Chapter 11 Foul Language

(Well so fare no reads I am still going to continue this story just for shits and giggles. View discretion is advised foul language is in . This chapter as said above)

*I was shoved into a room which looked  like a neat freaks hideout.  Not that I have a say in that aspect I never had a room to choose neat freak,slob and or just plain normal. Hey I prefer a life on the road or run. Hey I might not have killed,but I certainly had more enemies than friends considering I don't have any other than my equine and feline friends.*

"FYI no way in hell are you going to fix my speaking manner."

*I crossed my hands over my chest and felt myself sway on  the heels which were hurting  me. I ended up falling over into somebody's arms.*

"The heels just get higher and higher each time girls walk in here."

*I jumped back with cat like grace and landed swaying in the heels.*

"I could give horse shit about heels everybody here is trying to make me into a lady! Jeez,so are you the person who is trying,I take to take away my independent tougn?"

"Well,you certainly have quiet the sharp toung,obviously I am going to have some fun."

"You try anything I will make sure you don't have a next generation."

*The man before me kept a calm composure,but in his eyes I saw both fear,determination,and anger.This is going to be fun.*

"First young lady,you do not speak like that in front of people,second off I can see that you give no heed to how you look,just by the way you act I could mistake you for an assassin,but your language and actions say otherwise."

"Impressive,not many people get that without me telling them. I give you applause for that."

"Now,to work on your language,each time you say something foul or disrespectful I will shove soap in your mouth."

"If you can get it in my mouth that is."

*I still stood swaying in the heels getting annoyed at how high they were and uncomfortable the reason I couldn't take them off was because well I have no idea how to unlace them and the laces are made out of black iron.*

"Shouldn't be to hard seeing as you can barley stand."

"Like hell you..."

*Before I knew it soap was in my mouth. I spit it back out from the foul taste of it.*

"Don't say that,that is disrespectful and foul."

"Like he..."

*We continued at out little foul mouth game for quiet some time this guys hair was disheveled and mine was everywhere all I can say is my breath certainly didn't stink.*

"You had enough?"

"Like hell I have!"

*He lunged back at me with soap,but I dodged and jumped up onto the chandelier and hung up there on the swaying chandelier
looking below at him somebody  then walked in while Mr.Neat Freak stared daggers at me from below.*

"Charles, how are things going?"

"You tell me."

*So his name is Charles. Charles pointed up at me directing Drakes attention to me.*

"Yeah, you are going to be needing more than one lesson for her. Good luck. Hey, Ivy dinner is going to begin soon and..."

"I AM NOT COMING DOWN!!!"

"Ivy, don't be this way!"

"Sorry, but you can take these lousy shoes and dress thank you and your proper ways while your at it!"

"Charles, how far did you go with her exactly?"

"One hundred bars of soap...she swallowed them after ten times for each bar in her mouth..."

"I don't feel so good...."

*I started to hiccup and soap bubbles were coming out of my mouth. I hung to the chandelier draped across it feeling so sick. Sadly I couldn't remove the soap. Jinx was trying to coax me down now by jumping off of my shoulder onto the floor and meowing at me, but that couldn't make me move either.*

"Yo ho and a bottle of rum, this sea ferrying lass had had her last run. She slurred and chugged the bottle too,but alas her slew of rum could slew no more *hic* yo ho and a bottle of suds,a sea ferris lass drew her slew,she drank and dark the bottle of soap*hic*,till she hic and she hiced her last hic she did!"

"What did you do Charles,she thinks she is a pirate now..."

"I have no idea soap had that affect..."

"Yo ho sayy hi to the bargainer say she yo ho to the matchmaker says he *hic*she says no,he says yes,so say yo ho to a bottle of soap rum! *hic*"

*I stood up seeing  the waves before my eyes,I swayed back and forth seeing the matchmaker and bargainer below.*

"Yo ho matees, she says yo ho to a bottle of rum soap,but she says no to the matchmaker says she!*hic*"

"Charles can a person get drunk on soap?"

"No...."

"Ok,yo ho,can you please come down?"

"Yo ho says she,nay to he says she ,the sea waits for no one  and not the matchmaker either! *hic*"

*I felt my grip loosen on the hold of my swaying ship and fell down into the ocean,but was caught by the matchmaker.*

"Many thanks says I  for saving me! *hic*"