⋅₊ ‧ ˖ 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𑁤𝑺𝑻𝑨𝒀˖ ‧₊ ⋅
݁ 𖥔.ɪɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇꜱ.𖥔 ݁
꒰ঌ ᴘᴛ ➋ ໒꒱
⋅˚₊ ‧ ˖ ݁ 𖥔 . ᰔ . 𖥔 ݁ ˖ ‧ ₊˚ ⋅
Hannah, to Mei: I'm trying to teach Koji Korean but he's terrible at it
Koji: *with a thick japanese accent* joe song hab ni da. im sin haess-eoyo.
Hannah: you just told us you're pregnant
Mei: congratulations! you're glowing!
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Koji in the GC: hello, my darling friends, guess who just got in a
🗣🪄✨️car accident🌞🧸😘
Mei: you got in an accident????
Koji: yeah the doctor says it was almost 🎶🎷fatal🪇🕺🏻
Mei: PICK UP MY CALLS???
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*in line at starbucks*
Koji, walking up to Asuka and holds her hand: this line is crazy
Asuka: uh... koji
Koji: *looks at Asuka* you're not my wife
Hannah: you're holding the wrong hand, koji.
Koji: are you sure?
*Hannah and Asuka nod*
Koji, to Asuka: i'm feeling compelled to finish this starbucks experience with you
Asuka: i'm not paying for that.
Koji: never mind, i'm going back to my wife.
Hannah: i'm not paying for that either
Mei, at the front of the line: come hold my hand, i'll buy you anything you want!
Koji, going to hold Mei's hand: at least someone cares about me.
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Mei: ever since chan learned about "stan language" he's been going around the dorm talking like he's on twitter.
Chan: oof, the call out, sis. the tea is scorching.
Mei: please stop.
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Mei: i don't think i was that drunk last night
Minho: you were flirting with chan
Mei: so? he's my boyfriend
Hyunjin: you asked if he was single and started crying when he said he's not
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Mei: so, sungcha, how's life?
Sungcha: life was. life will be. life is right now.
Mei: you're high, aren't you?
Sungcha: you mean tall? i mean i guess. i'm like 5'7 why
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