Hades X Maleficent love story💜💙

Test day

Two months pass, and the dreaded final test was here. No one was excited, especially the villains. A few fucking teacher pets were happy but that's not a lot.  Hades and Maleficent were especially not excited to be here. Hades just didn't want to be there as a whole. He'd rather stay in bed cuddling with his wife or tormenting souls. Maleficent didn't mind the test itself, but she wasn't feeling her best today. Hades tried to convince her to stay home but she's stubborn and choice not too. Many of the students were also very surprised that they even showed up considering everything they've been doing.  The couple got a lot of stares from the non-villains, a few even running away immediately in fear of being killed.

Two were dumb enough to try and throw a drink at them, calling them murderers. Good news, they missed. Bad news, Maleficent didn't when she summoned thorny vines around the students, suspending them from the ceiling. They did get to meet up with their friends for a little while so it wasn't awful. Their friends were very happy to see the villainous couple after so many months of basically no contact.

"Good to see you fucks again!" Hook beamed, hugging Maleficent and Hades.

"Good to see you too, asshole." Hades laughed.

"You know there's this new thing called texting or calling," Morgi teased, "you may wanna try it sometime."

"We were a little busy in case you didn't notice." Maleficent replied.

"Oh we noticed!" Uli laughed. "It was kinda awesome! Sucked that we never got full info other than the news, but still awesome to watch."

Maleficent didn't respond to that, just laying her head on Hades shoulder. Hades put his arm around her, gently rubbing her back. Their friends obviously noticed Maleficents lack of energy and fatigue today, and looked at Hades as of asking what was wrong. "She's just not feeling good today." Hades answered.

They nodded, feeling it was best not to question it further. They really didn't even get a chance cause Gaston strutted up, forcing himself into the conversation. "Well look who finally showed up." He exclaimed, getting glares from the group.

"Fuck off Gaston." Hades cursed.

"What? Not happy to see an old friend? Or are you two too good for us now?"

Hades rolled his eyes, his grip tightening on his wife. "You are not my friend. Right now you're just the guy pissing me off."

Gaston glared at him. "Tt. And here I was trying to be friendly with the two assholes who decided to disappear for 6 months to go kill people." He said with a snarky tone.

"They were doing their job dick head!" Hook shouted, shoving Gaston away. "Not that you would know anything about that, seeing as you aren't even intelligent enough to shoot a gun straight!"

"Hey I'm the most intelligent person in this room!" Gaston yelled.

"Then spell intelligent." Maleficent mumbled teasing him.

"Or room." Hades said joining the teasing.

Gaston hesitated, then yelled at all of them before storming off. "Fuck all of you!"

The group looked at each other, shaking their heads and sighing. "If he manages to pass I'm claiming divine intervention." Uli sighed.

"Hey don't go blaming that on my family. If he passes it's cause someone took the test for him or he has the weirdest luck in the world!" Hades joked.

The group wanted to keep talking but the teachers forced all students to their classes to prepare for the test. Sadly, none of the were in the same class together. Which really sucked for Hades and Maleficent, as Hades wanted to be able to keep an eye on her if she wasn't feeling good. Unfortunately for them, the teachers didn't give a shit and kept they separate anyway, probably to keep them from cheating. The teachers in each room read through the boring list of rules and instructions that every student has heard before if they've ever taken a STAAR test, benchmark or ACT test, and started the 8 hour clock; this was gonna be a long day.