Flirting without Dick Pics - Part 2.5 - Chapter 11

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August 2, 2025

Jack

She says they're all out of whiskey.

Dirty Martini?

Absinthe and Hemingway?

Jack

I'm at 9000ft on a dirt road, on the east face of the Continental Divide in a distillery surrounded by bikers, their leathery chicks, and a hunkered contingent of expert drunks. The dirty martini is such a tranquilizer dart that one, then two bags of pretzels will not buoy me up to legal sobriety. So, as a survival technique, I'm focusing all my attention on the lime juicing labor and ass of the bartender.

Breathe. Breathe again. Breathe and soon I will safely walk out of this interesting bad decision.

Hope you are doing well.

Ceci

Watching original Godzilla in Japanese. Eating creamsicles.
Cover your drink.

Jack

Gojira is a righteous dude!!

See when you say something Godzilla sexy like that, it's needle, thread, and pulling a stitch between us up tight.

Jack

And if you start whispering in my ear about Mothra, I'm getting on a jet plane tonight.

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