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Tuesday, September 1, 2015
(5 Years Later)

Jack

Hey Ceci, we sued Nancy Grace and CNN. Here's what we filed in court:

January 19, 2015, a mother in Nebraska put her children to bed and returned to her kitchen. She picked up her cell phone and found a picture of an unidentified man. She assumed it was a fresh "selfie" taken by an intruder.

She called 911. Nebraska Crime Stoppers, Inc., immediately posted the man's selfie, but the police investigation quickly determined that the photograph was not a selfie, but an old Facebook photo of Robert Greene. Mr. Greene was in Connecticut, not Nebraska. There was no home invasion. No crime. It was all a mistake. Mr. Greene was completely innocent.

However, defendant Nancy Grace broadcasted Mr. Greene's photograph on national television, and told the public that he invaded the family's home, took a selfie, and  then she told her audience, "this is a textbook serial killer's calling card." See Exhibit 1, Grace Video. Grace then posted her false story on the internet and spread it around the world to millions. As early as February, 2015, Grace's own viewers told her that her broadcasts were false and must stop.

In August 2015, Mr. Greene served Grace with a Cease and Desist letter, and in November he served her again. But, to date, Grace continues to defame Mr. Greene as a serial killer. Grace and CNN face claims of defamation, invasion of privacy, and outrageous conduct.

Jack

The Nancy Grace video you made for us was just featured on CBS News!!

Call me.

Ceci

Looks great! Will call.

Monday, September 7, 2015

Jack

Ceci, Facebook is reporting your location. 

ARE YOU ON ANKLE MONITOR?!

Ceci

Really, I always deny access when they want to report my location. What kind of locations you talkin bout?

Jack

Drug dens, Church of Satan, fabric stores.

You got any tips to brighten up my teenage boy? I'm losing ground to an Xbox.

Ceci

Do you force hugs on him? That's what we do with Charlie. His little brother makes us group hug. Often. Like it or not, we're hugging.

Jack

Aaaaah, Yes! That's excellent, simple, and cheap. And Justin is like a 9 on hugability. 

Sunday, September 13, 2015

Jack

A tiny, dark-haired wife is punched and beaten into the emergency room by her drunken, dickless husband. In other moments of tenderness, he tries to drown her in a pool, and kicks her ass for bringing home the wrong brand of frozen pizza. We go to trial for her and against him tomorrow. I haven't been thinking about anything except how to crush the shit out of Mr. Wonderful. Then, off a week for our annual pig roast, then two life-sentence trials, during which the wheels of justice will grind the desiccated husk of my soul to a fine dust.

I am really sorry. I was hoping to be further along with you, the video, and JusticeTV before all the ugly showed up.  

The trial is here, pulling me under waves of work, reports, and caffeine.

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