Part Two - Chapter Four

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Dear Readers,

This includes personal disclosures that I would not have printed, but Ceci thought they were important to share. 

❤️ Ceci & Jack

Thursday, July 19, 2018

Jack

Ceci, do not fear the end of the world, and armed Republican walkers hungry for the brains they were born without. 

Take comfort in the fact that you have Colorado, surrounded by mountains, two military bases, and the Air Force Academy. I now also have plenty of extra room. And beer. Plus, if things go Full-Nazi, just like in The Sound of Music, we all hold hands and hike over the mountains to Canada.

The Canadians fucking love us!

Ceci

And I love Canada.

Clients are here as we work on 6 new video spots that they shot yesterday. It will be a tough couple of days. They are the bread and butter though.

Jack

Go ahead and butter that bread!

Ceci

What a long ass day, I just got home.

I'm back to being sad and pissed off. I'm going to sit in my camper and drink a glass of wine.

Jack

No. No you don't. I'm calling...


Friday, July 20, 2018

Jack

CECI, you Albanian poppy (I looked that shit up), IT'S FRIDAY!!!

Ceci

What???

Are you on beer?

Jack

Yes.

Absolutely!

A green bottle.

But I'm still correct. FRIDAY!!!

I'm also wearing a tie.

Because.

Our client, the father of twins boys, is trying to prove he is not nuts, so the County will return his babies.

We need the judge to decide that he is psychologically stable enough to have babies.

But he thinks he is Mary, the mother of Jesus H. Christ.

And that he can make you live forever by "communing with your spleen."

AND

Due to him throwing a book in the courtroom, jumping off a table, yelling shit at the Judge, and charging the bench, the Judge has called the cops on him twice in the last two court appearances. 

Two for two.

We are not doing very well.

How was your day?

Ceci

Oh boy.

Okay, better than yesterday, and I don't have to go in on Monday. Really glad to just be home this weekend.

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