Monday, July 11, 2016
Jack
Hey Ceci, looks like I'll be back in Detroit, Monday, Aug. 1, then out the next morning.
Thursday, July 14, 2016
Ceci
Hi! I'm back at camp on Lake Michigan!
Jack
Oooooooooooooooooo Nice!
If you don't use your real name in this book, I've got some fake names. How about something provocative like Lola Lovefast, or disturbing like Bertha Teeth?
Friday, July 15, 2016
Jack
Do you like anchovies?
Sunday, July 17, 2016
Ceci
Yes
Just left camp, phew.
Jack
I'm at a post-softball BBQ. But I want you to know that I am heavily matchmaking my son. Selling him to the girl's father. You'd be proud. He just grilled me on Justin's college plans.
Ceci
Good ground work.
Jack
He gave me a tentative, "Maybe I'll bring her to next week's game". Now I just need to finesse Justin and trust in Mother Nature.
Sure, this matchmaking is being run by Dads, so it's probably doomed. On the other hand, if we can get them in the same park. She has dimples. He's toast.
Monday, July 18, 2016
Jack
And you realize that by answering the Anchovy Question, you have revealed your inner soul, no different than if you gave me a pair of inner-soul x-ray specs.
Ceci
LOL! What are you talking about?
Camping was great, but it is a lot of work. I kinda host the whole trip, so I feel like I have to make sure everyone enjoys it.
A bunch of people and their kids show up. Like 30 people.
Jack
Check your email. We have a job heading your way -- enhancing a video of our poetry instructor being tackled by three cops who then charge him with assaulting an officer.
Your camping trip sounds Awesome. Kids Amped on marshmallows.
Tuesday, July 19, 2016
Jack
The Anchovie Question bares all.
By reading the anchovies, I can see that the outermost layer of your soul contains the usual stuff: You want to rule the world. You yearn for a future where everyone communicates with mathematical equations. And you hate kittens.
Going deeper, the middle level of your soul: It's all about me. You are infatuated! Clearly, after more than a couple beers, you cannot be trusted with my chastity.
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