It was Kunikida's turn next. He had already decided what he was going torequest from Akutagawa the moment he heard Ranpo explain the OK Card.
"Of course you did Kunikida-kun." Dazai said smirking, infuriating the other person.
"I already fell sorry for you Akutagawa-kun." Yosano said.
It was something that he had originally envisioned over a year ago, so wheneveryone heard about Akutagawa having to earn the stamps, they thought:Yep, I can already imagine what Kunikida has in mind.
"Yup, even I already know what it is." Kyoka said.
Early the next morning at six thirty in the Armed Detective Agency'sdormitory:
"Hey, new guy! It's time to leave for work! Get up and get dressed!"Kunikida's bellow echoed throughout the dormitory.
"You're already two minutes and thirty seconds behind wake-up time!You'll be following my schedule for the next two weeks starting today!You're going to set a precedent and put an end to our detectives' overly laxwork ethic!" shouted Kunikida while he pointed at his watch.
"Now get up!You have twenty-two minutes for breakfast, eighteen to get dressed, sixteenminutes and thirty seconds to arrive at the office, and six minutes and tenseconds of preparation before you start your work! Plans only havemeaning when they're flawless! Got it? Now hurry and—"
"Up here," came a voice from above. Akutagawa was gazing at themorning sun from atop the roof. His gray overcoat fluttered in the briskmorning breeze. He watched unblinkingly as the warm sunlight slowlyilluminated the rooftops of the buildings below, his motionless figurereminiscent of a king gazing upon his kingdom.
"You're...already awake?"
"Finally someone who manages time properly." Kunikida said fixing his glasses.
"I'm a light sleeper," replied Akutagawa while he continued to watchthe morning break. "Therefore, I spend early mornings taking in the citylike this, awaiting any hints of impending dangers or trouble that mayappear along with the morning sun: the sound of a getaway car screechingoff, the smell of spilled fuel oil floating through the air, overcapacitytransport ships' steam whistles..."
"What an interesting hobby!" Kenji exclaimed "Though I prefer looking after my rice paddies."
"I prefer eating tofu." Koyoka added.
"I LOVE TRYING NEW SUICIDE METHODS!" Dazai said grinning while others facepalmed.
He paused for a moment and looked down at Kunikida standing in frontof the dormitory."Time to head for work, you say? Let's go."Akutagawa used his skill to lift his body into the air and nimbly lowerhimself to the surface.
"All right... Did you already finish breakfast?" asked Kunikida."I'm fine."
"Missing morning breakfast is absolutely unacceptable!" Yosano said sternly glaring at BEAST Akutagawa who simply nodded back calming the former.
"What? Absolutely not. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.Without it, you won't be able to jump-start your pancreas to its fullestpotential, which would further inhibit your body's ability to regulate yourblood sugar during lunch and dinner. In other words, missing one mealcould hinder your performance for the day. Therefore, you need an idealbreakfast for the ideal work—"
"Speak this much and the food you've eaten would've been digested." Yosano said causing everyone to roar into laughter.
Without even blinking, Akutagawa suddenly walked past Kunikida inthe middle of his lecture.
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Bsd meets beast Bsd
FanfictionThis is a story in which all the BEAST bungou stray dogs characters meet the original bsd characters. WARNING: I do not ow any of the characters mentioned in this book. Only the plot is mine.
