Just A Dream

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"Well" said Danno. "That... went way better than I expected... your pretty good at this Riggy!" "Yes" said Riggy smugly. "I should get a raise" "Dude, you literally started yesterday" said Danno deadpan "so?" Said Riggy raising an eyebrow. "Oh my gosh..." Danno mumbled. His stomach groned along with him and he swore under his breath. "...You... okay... ?" Said Riggy clocking Danno pained expression. "Yeah..." said Danno. "I'm fine... I've just had a bit of a stomach ache all day... I think it's from being stressed out constantly..." "JEEZ!" Said Riggy loudly. "I knew I was reckless but I didn't know I was THAT reckless!" "No..." said Danno holding up his hands. "It's not your fault... okay maybe a tiny bit, but mostly I've been dealing with this for weeks now..." "ah okay..." said Riggy. "...you been eating enough?" "Yep" said Danno giving him a thumbs up. Riggy gave him a judgemental look. "WHAT???" Said Danno. "You haven't eaten since breakfast!" Said Riggy. "So???" Said Danno "so it's dinnertime!" Said Riggy "again..." said Danno flatly. "So?? I skipped lunch sure... I can just have a few snacks or a really big dinner... it's not a big deal..." Riggy gave him the most dramatic eye roll that Danno had ever seen. Then he grumbled "and you wonder why you get stomach cramps so much..." "but..." said Danno. "As dramatic as your being... you DO kind of have a point... about the lunch thing I mean..." "yep" said Riggy. "I'm awesome! You should take my advice more often" "ew" said Danno. "I'd rather eat a banana!" Riggy raised an eyebrow again. "Wait-... no-.... nononono- AUGH! YOU MADE IT WEIRD RIGGY!" Riggy smirked. "Your just digging yourself into a deeper hole Daniel..." "why are you like this?" Said Danno burying his face in his hands. Riggy laughed "your face is SO red right now..." he said teaseingly. "Shut up" said Danno keeping his face in his hands until it stopped burning. "Never." Said Riggy still smirking. "Anyway... weirdly-worded rebuttles aside... you REALLY should eat something... it... MIGHT help... I dunno... I'm not human... I don't know how your weird chunkey 3D bodies work..." Danno put his arms around his stomach and bit his lip. "Hey..." said Riggy more gently. "I know I keep asking you this and it's probably getting annoying but are you okay? You keep going quiet in the middle of conversations... you good?" "Mmh" said Danno sitting down cross-legged on the floor. "Just tired..." then without warning Riggy walked over and plopped down on his lap. "Uh-" said Danno confused. "Aren't you like... twenty??" "Eh..." said Riggy. "Technically... I'm turning twenty-one in like... a week..." "I think that just makes it worse..." said Danno still VERY confused. "Nah..." said Riggy. "I dunno... being able to physically touch you feels good... a-and I mean that in the LEAST weird way possible! I... don't really understand it either" he leaned himself agenest Danno's abdomen so his ears where pressed up on his stomach. "Wow..." he said obviously trying to change the topic. "You really upset your stomach didn't you..." "yeah no crap Riggy" said Danno rolling his eyes.

It's been thirty minutes I'm REALLY hungry and he STILL won't leave... SEND HELP :( ~✌