Enter The Sandman

Strange People of the Academy

 "Hold it right there!" a manly yet feminine voice yells.  I glance over at the entrance and notice someone charging towards me, with a scary expression.

"Who is it!?" I yell.

A ridiculously hot girl jumps towards me and drop kicks me in the face.  My reflexes allow me to catch myself with sand before I fall, and I get back up on my feet.

I notice in the corner of my eye Nelena staring with surprise, but I say nothing.

"How's this, huh!?  How you like me now you smug bastard!?" the girl shouts.

"I-I'm sorry, do I know you!?" I yell in confusion.

"Oh yeah that's right... it's me, Golem!"

My eyes grow wide.  "Oh... wow.  Seems like you've found the guy you were looking for.  Now if you'll excuse us..."

"Don't act so unsurprised!  I come all the way down here to brag, and this is how you react!?  How boring..."

Suddenly Venny appears through a flash of light and grabs Golem by the arm.  "Sorry Kiruh... she managed to slip from my grasp at the last second.  When I called you earlier telling you about how we'll catch up to you guys, this is what I was talking about.  She's become full of herself."

"Dern right I have!"  Golem yells.  She turns towards me, and smiles evilly.  Suddenly she grasps her hands around her breasts and starts to fondle them.

"Oh what's this!?  I can feel you wanting to touch them so badly... they're oh so soft and such a handful!"

"No thanks" I reply straightforward.

"Whoa... I had no idea you were that tough to crack... Kiruh... could you be..."

She takes a big gulp.

"A fag?"

"Okay we're leaving!" I shout.  I grab Suiyomi and signal for Nelena to come along.

Before leaving, Nelena turns around and gives everyone a curtsy, then runs out of the training field.

Brima reaches into her dress and pulls out some type of holographic notebook.  She turns towards Golem and blushes slightly.  "G-G-Golem... was it?"

"Yeah?  What do you want, frilly princess?"

"W-well, I was just hoping if you wouldn't mind giving me information about yourself... "

"And why should I?"

"W-well... I wanted to know more about my fellow elemental users... I-I don't think I know anyone that well here..."

"What're you, new here or somethin'?"

"S-something like that..."

Golem sighs.  "Whatever.  Here's all you need to know.  I'll kill you if you ever get in my way."

Brima trembles slightly and looks downwards.  "I'd like to see you try..." she says, very clearly.  Golem gets a shocked look on her face, and then smiles.  "Ha, I think I actually might like this chick!  Sweet on the outside... tough on the inside!"  She turns turns the exit and begins walking.  "Don't let anyone ever think you're weak!"

Eventually she disappears from the training field.  Venny walks up to Brima and smiles.  "You know, I can't be here for long, but I assume you want to interview me as well?"

Brima slowly looks upwards and nods shyly.

"Okay then... let's see... my favorite food is pizza, my dream job would be owning a pizza shack... I want to own a vehicle that emits nothing but pizza... I would love to have a woman that knows how to make a great pizza..."