The TrapHaus
Zuckles: so what are we gonna do about groceries this week
Jay: wdym bro its literally your week to buy them???
Fitz: this cunt is always trying to avoid it
Fitz: just like when its his turn to clean the bathroom
Tobi: ikr like wth
Zuckles: well how come tobi doesnt have to clean the toilets???
Swagger: shes a girl she cant clean up after us thats misogynistic
Kryoz: you guys live with a girl?? i thought it was all guys
Fitz: tobi is transgender
Tobi: ^^^^
Kryoz: ohhhh ok got it
Kryoz: nice to meet u tobi btw
Tobi: hello!!
Zuckles: well she should be getting the groceries then
Swagger: dude???
Swagger: you agreed to this when we set up our systems dude you cant back out now
Jay: yeah we literally were like either we trade off chores weekly or we each have our own chore we take care of and we ALL agreed to the trade off so like whats the issue here
Zuckles: this is bullshit lets just hire a house keeper or some shit
Fitz: mason go buy the fucking groceries before i ring your neck out
Zuckles: yk youve been a real pain in the ass since your little trip the other day
Swagger: what trip
Fitz: oh like you fucking care
Swagger: what the fuck??
Jay: oh god
Tobi: you guys agreed to not fight in the groupchat when you started dating bc it always leads to cybersex
Kryoz: cybersex is an option??
Swagger: im not fighting with anyone i just wanted to know what cam is up to
Fitz: none of your fucking business
Swagger: i didnt know you had a trip coming up
Fitz: yeah isnt it crazy how plans can change so last minute sometimes
Jay: ooooohhhhh hes still mad about the other day
Kryoz: tell me about it
Kryoz: he threw a hissy fit in one of our chats yesterday too
Fitz: fuck off john why dont you go text your new love interest or whatever
Kryoz: why am i catching strays
Zuckles: does anyone wanna go to the store with me
Jay: ill go ig lemme just grab my shoes
Swagger: cam i already told you we can talk about it when i am back home
Fitz: yeah and thats not for another month! what do you expect me to do until then?? act like everything is normal after you just kicked me out of a trip with you??
Swagger: cam we are not doing this here
Swagger: ive just changed my mind about the work trip okay its nothing personal
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