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Now showing private messages between Terroriser and RoastMasterV2

Terroriser: are you sure you dont want to just drive back to the states??? it could be fun

RoastMasterV2: brian i cant drive

Terroriser: i know

Terroriser: i wouldnt let you even if you could

Terroriser: i dont want you to have to lift a finger ever again if i can help it

RoastMasterV2: trad wife style?? im not very good at cooking

RoastMasterV2: or being a wife

Terroriser: i just want life to stop being hard for you

Terroriser: i want to take your burdens and handle them for you no matter the cost of myself or sanity

Terroriser: and you look so cute sleeping in the passenger seat

RoastMasterV2: you are so corny

RoastMasterV2: how about we keep the first class tickets and instead we can roadtrip to the conference

Terroriser: i thought that was the plan the whole time

RoastMasterV2: truthfully i was debating a private jet

Terroriser: NO DONT DO THAT??? ill drive

Terroriser: the fact that you were thinking about that sends me into a SPIRAL

RoastMasterV2: the company said i have no budget as long as i end up at the resort i just wanted to test it

Terroriser: no its fine ill get my new car when i get back and we will ride in style

RoastMasterV2: what car do u want

Terroriser: im not telling you bc then youll just buy it before i can

RoastMasterV2: so now i cant use MY money how ever i want?? this is financial abuse

Terroriser: youre such a baby

RoastMasterV2: no u

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BESTIEZ

Kryoz: brian i have some devastating news

Kryoz: and scott too ig

Four07: wow i am so feeling the love

Terroriser: this better be important i was in the middle of talking with the loml

Kryoz: i cant believe love is real

Kryoz: anyways you guys are the last couple standing

Four07: WHAT

Terroriser: ???

Terroriser: what do you mean

Kryoz: marcel dumped brock

Four07: WHAT THE FUCK??

Terroriser: wtf why

Terroriser: wait scott what about you

Four07: i broke up with david a few days ago-

Terroriser: WHATTTTT

Terroriser: how did all this happen in the WEEK we've been out of the country

Terroriser: oh my god we're the last couple and only you two know about it

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