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Fuck Witcha

RoastMasterV2: chickfila chickfila chickfila chickfila chickfila chickfila chickfila chickfila

WildHoe: dear god

Kryoz: what about chickfila

ChokingIsMyKink: wait for it

RoastMasterV2: WE GOING TO CHICKFILA TODAY BOIS

Moo: tf since when

WildHoe: me and craig may have promised evan chickfila today...

Four07: and you didn't invite us!!! y'all some bitches

ChokingIsMyKink: and we still ain't inviting you dumbasses

RoastMasterV2: ugh yes drag them

WildHoe: evan get ready we're on our way to pick you up

RoastMasterV2: ive been ready for two hours you think this is some fucking game

Moo: yup definitely sounds like evan

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Now showing private messages between Terroriser and RoastMasterV2

Terroriser: why just them?

RoastMasterV2: relax, dude. i'm not recruiting them. it's still just us two

Terroriser: im still not even sure what we're doing

RoastMasterV2: creating a contingency plan

RoastMasterV2: you know what could possibly happen, that's why we need to stick together

Terroriser: you sound like some kind of evil mastermind dude

RoastMasterV2: precisely

Terroriser: but seriously why are you only meeting them?

RoastMasterV2: idk tbh they just invited me and you know i can't say no to chickfila

Terroriser: sounds suspicious

Terroriser: be careful. it could end up sideways

RoastMasterV2: in the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity

Terroriser: i didn't sign up for you to quote the art of war wtf

RoastMasterV2: well i didn't sign up for you to lecture me about being unable to refuse the offer of free chickfila so consider us even

Terroriser: you may have a point but i still want you to be cautious

RoastMasterV2: i'm always cautious

Terroriser: no ur not that's why i'm telling you to be

RoastMasterV2: lmao ok mom

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