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Now showing private messages between Terroriser and RoastMasterV2

Terroriser: okay we MIGHT have gone a little too far

Terroriser: i fear they may find out we're fucking with them if we bounce back from this

RoastMasterV2: we're just gonna have to get a lot more social QUICK

RoastMasterV2: tho idk what we're gonna do about the work conference

Terroriser: the what??

RoastMasterV2: i literally asked you about this like three weeks ago

RoastMasterV2: my work has this conference and its usually pretty close by or in town but its in another state this year bc we've merged with this other company in a couple departments and i need a plus one

RoastMasterV2: okay so i dont NEED a plus one but i never bring one and i cannot handle another year with my coworkers trying to find out about my life like that so i NEED you there

RoastMasterV2: also its gonna be such a power move after all these years of not bringing anyone and pulling up this year with the hottest man to ever exist

Terroriser: omg you think im hot???

Terroriser: i think u showing up at all is already a power move tbh

Terroriser: but ur right

RoastMasterV2: ill just make something up about it but honestly they might not even question it

Terroriser: okay also im still confused about the scott of it all

Terroriser: and im still confused about your job

RoastMasterV2: the job doesnt rlly matter we dont do much

Terroriser: three more questions just popped into my head

RoastMasterV2: and scott hasnt been in the plot for a while it was about time

Terroriser: ???

RoastMasterV2: doesnt matter

RoastMasterV2: what do you want to know about my job?? i barely do anything and they pay me money what else is there to say

Terroriser: i didnt even know this job existed and ive known you for years??

RoastMasterV2: i told you we dont do much, the craziest thing that happens really is this conference, and its usually more of a gathering but again they have this whole merger thing going on

RoastMasterV2: theyre trying to be international or something who cares

RoastMasterV2: i just go bc it looks good on my performance review

RoastMasterV2: and the catering is always insane

Terroriser: and youre bringing me???

RoastMasterV2: yeah i usually dont bring people bc i hate all my coworkers BUT there are rumors of raises and bonuses and maybe even a promotion so i have to look like a bigger team player and what better way than to bring my awesome boyfriend to our biggest and most important conference yet?? as a sign of community or whatever

RoastMasterV2: and i get to stare into your eyes the whole time so its a win

Terroriser: so ur using me??

RoastMasterV2: clearly you dont understand what kind of numbers we're dealing with here

RoastMasterV2: remember the direct deposit you saw the other day when they paid me??

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