Idiots on the Block - Ranting Book

I Don't Even Know Anymore.

*Starburst*

Why? WHY? WHY???????? Why does my life have to be so unfair sometimes? Can't I live happily ever after in a castle eating steak for the rest of my life? I'm serious, sometimes life can be so unbelievable I just don't know what to do.

Me: YES!!! Something good has FINALLY happened in my life!!!!!

Life: Really? Let me come mess things up.

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Sorry, me being very frustrated!)

You guys are probably thinking, "Starburst, have you gone mental??" Let me explain to you what I mean. So on the weekend I went to a sleepover. We were prank-calling people (don't ask why) so we decided to prank call somebody with a really funny 'inside joke'

Oh, for those who don't know what that is, an inside joke is that really frustrating joke all your friends know, but once they tell you the joke you don't get it. It's usually when you and your friends aren't in the same class, are with different friends, etc.....

Anyways, so we tried to prank call him. It FAILED on us!!!!! We were having SO MUCH FUN until for NO reason, I'm serious, the shower rod that keeps up the shower curtain just fell. Everything just went blank after that.

Everybody's Thought: CRAP, we just messed up this metal shower-curtian holder thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for SCREWING THINGS UP, LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life: Hey, no problem. ;)

That's not it though. I was in Physical Education class, and I was doing good, until again, for no reason, every frisbee I caught fell. The worse part is, the ONE moment I could have scored a point for our team, the frisbee smacked me right in the jaw!!!!!!!!!!! I'm serious, I couldn't feel any part of my mouth for like 5 minutes. I was so angry, and frustrated, and in pain, and annoyed overall. The girl apologizes about 50,000 tunes, but it didnt matter. Apology fixes the emotional damage, but not the PHYSICAL pain.

I honestly don't know what to call this rant. I guess this was just to let off a bunch of steam, and to prove that life can turn anything around. You can have the perfect plan and then life comes and ruins everything at the very last minute. You better be prepared for life. because when life comes, its going to mess alot of things up.

I just don't even know what to expect anymore.