Rant By: Marissa
Sigh. Stupidity can never get enough.
The same girl who proclaimed that cows are make-believe animals like unicorns has yet said many, many other idiotic and stupid shit.
*At Lunch*
"Oh, this applesauce isn't produced, but you see this banana here," *points to other girl's banana across from her, "bananas are produced." THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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Sorry, keyboard rage.
BANANAS ARE MADE FROM SEEDS. THEY COME FROM BANANA TREES. HELLO, WHAT ROCK HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING IN? PATRICK'S ROCK? BECAUSE YOU SEEM TO HAVE THE SAME INTELLIGENCE AS HIM; NONE.
This girl will be referred to as Liz for privacy purposes.
Liz also said something in the classroom that a guy retorted back to by saying: "Oh-my-gosh Liz, stop being stupid."
Liz obviously has no fucking idea what she's talking about, and wants to seem like she knows esactly what's she's talking about.
Has anyone watched Argo yet? You know the phrase that old guy uses?
"ARGO FUCK YOURSELF."
Yeah, basically what I wanted to say, but that's not exactly the type of person I am in real life... only if I'm pissed I will be that person to saying "bitch, go die in a fucking fire."
The group of girls that I sit with plotted Liz's death in front of her, but Liz just played along with them just because she's that person who needs someone to talk to. Nobody really likes her stupid side. Everyone is annoyed with it.
Also, we were dissecting frogs today in our lab. Liz kept on saying this while her friend was cutting the frog open: "Don't kill the frog! You're killing the frog!"
BITCH THE FROG IS ALREADY DEAD!!!!!! I GET YOU DON'T LIKE ANIMAL CRUELTY, BUT FOR PETE'S SAKE, THE FROG IS DEAD! HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU KILL SOMETHING THAT'S ALREADY DEAD? AT LEAST ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THE FUCK COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, OR AT LEAST THINK ABOUT IT FOR A COUPLE SECONDS!
UGH! I'm sick of it! SICK!
The class is like: "Shut UP LIZ!"
The guy who told Liz a variety of other shit:
"Stop talking Liz! You're pissing me off, and if you keep your mouth open, I'll piss in it!"
"... well you're the one who said cows aren't real so you shouldn't even be saying anything!"
The guy is also one of my frenemies. >:) I like annoying the kid. He's short and annoying. I threw a water bottle and a pencil at him one time. He's such a pain in the ass.
Well, that sums up my rant.
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