Idiots on the Block - Ranting Book

Rants Cliches

Rant By: Marissa

I decided to type in the word "rant" in the little search box Wattpad has and there are 153 pages of rant books! 150 x 15 = 2250 

That's approximately two thousand two hundred fifty, making approximately 2,000 rant books.  

RANT CLICHES! What the fuck is going on? We rant about the same shit. Not many people realize this. I do. 

"But we want to vent our anger out." Bull-fucking-shit. We get rant ideas from other books or we are inspired by some other rant book. Some person created the idea of ranting. 

"Okay, but we are tired of people doing this kind of crap they're doing." Oh-kay, that is true. Ranters are tired of those fucking cliched shit. 

"Yeah, see, they don't like the cliched shit either. Point made. *smugly smiles*" Bitch, that's why I'm ranting on ranting because it's be coming too cliched. 

"Okay... but why are you reading a rant book at the moment?" Shit, y-you saw nothing! It was.. um.. I accidently clicked it when my computer froze. *bead of sweat*

In all seriousness, I did check out a rant book just now, but I stopped because I didn't want to steal rant ideas *subconsciously. ("subconsciously") (why am I mocking myself?) (ohhh, triple parenthesis!) 

"Sure, I'll believe you when pigs fly." Mofo, it's been attempted. Haven't you seen the pig commercial? He's going to fly! (*commercial linked on side*)

I'll save that rant for another day.. or hour... depends. 

I wonder when the Wattpad community will realize that rants are becoming cliched, and rants on being cliched is being too cliched. 

"... but you're writing a rant on rants being cliched...?" Rants on rants aren't cliched shit... yet. 

Idiot of the Day >>> Personally, I do not like the caption on the bottom. It's entirely political, and I do not want to talk politics. 

*~Marissa~*