The three kings of hell

Hazbin S2 Chapter 5 Silenced

[The episode opens on a panning shot of Pentagram City. We see the "Welcome to Hell" sign again, like in New Pentious, and we see the big screen at the plaza shows where 666 News is airing.]

Katie Killjoy: Good morning, Pentagram City! Today's top story... infamous loser, Alastor has been captured (A screen pops up, showing Alastor tied up in The Vees' building.) by the strong chiseled arms of sex-icon, Vox!

[The camera closes in to the screen changing to a picture of Vox and a hashtag below it, saying "#VOXLIVING".]

Katie Killjoy: It leaves us all wondering, what is our TV daddy planning? And you can trust us with your gossip.

[Cuts to all the sinners reacting to the news, as they start singing Bad With Us]

Zeezi: ♪ Holy shit, is this true? Alastor's been defeated ♪

Sinner 1: ♪ By Lucifer? ♪

Zeezi: ♪ No ♪

Sinner 1: ♪ Then who? ♪

Zeezi: ♪ That self-absorbed TV head ♪

Maestro: ♪ Word is, he gut him fair and square ♪

Zeezi: ♪ I heard Vox fucked him with a chair ♪

All: ♪ Either way, it's seemin' the Radio Demon's off the air ♪

Prick: ♪ I can't remember seeing power shift this fast ♪

Prick and Hatchet: ♪ With all his smarmy talk, ♪

♪ I thought Vox was just gassed up ♪

Sinner 1: ♪ Now he's surpassed all expectations ♪

Zeezi: ♪ Hell as we knew it is through, ♪

♪ He's shaken the foundations ♪

All: ♪ Now that Vox's muscles are flexed ♪

Zeezi: ♪ Who knows what moves those Vees will make next? ♪

[Cuts to Vox walking into Vee Tower with the press everywhere]

Vox: ♪ So I've a stroke of luck, it's true ♪

♪ But I'm not one to rest on my laurels ♪

♪ What better time to reinforce our crew? ♪

♪ Grab an olive branch, go knock on some door-els ♪

♪ Why should we keep crossing swords? ♪

♪ After all, we're all Overlords ♪

♪ You know you wanna be bad with us ♪

Valentino and Velvette: ♪ Bad with us ♪

Vox: ♪ Gonna make angels mad with us ♪

Valentino and Velvette: ♪ So mad with us ♪

[A montage of Vox pitching to several overlords plays]

Vox: ♪ And Zeezi? ♪

♪ I hear that Heaven has some pretty sick venues ♪

♪ Open a club, make a hubbub, ♪

♪ drop a beat to "amen" to ♪

♪ Hey, Prick and Hatchet, best believe ♪

♪ your gang fights are gonna be batshit ♪

♪ With Exorcist blades, ♪

♪ you can fill Heaven with rage ♪

♪ Oh, Maestro, I know ♪