Hazbin S2 Chapter 3 Hazbin hotel: behind closed doors

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[The episode opens on an establishing shot of the Hazbin Hotel with Charlie Morningstar screaming from the end of "New Pentious". The camera cuts to the inside of the hotel, Charlie's legs trembling in shock.]

Charlie: (panting) Oh, my God, oh, my God.

[The camera cuts to Charlie running into a hallway. She passes by a tall white and gold demon and Niffty, who is spanking a bee demon with a fly swatter.]

Charlie: I- I have to tell Vaggie.

[Charlie shoves open the doors to the lounge, where Husk, Mark, Clay, Lizzy, Angel Dust, Cherri Bomb are sitting. Vaggie's jaw is dropped.]

Charlie: (panting and wildly gesturing) Guys. Holy shit. Holy fuck! Emily just appeared to me in office with portal--

Vaggie: Woah, whoa, there, Charlie babe.

[Vaggie crouches down to Charlie, who is gasping on the floor.]

Vaggie: Remember what we said about breathing? And it being a good thing to do?

Charlie: (deeply inhales) Emily just portaled in front of me all, (voice changes) "Hey, it's me, Emily. Heaven is closing down because you killed a bunch of angels and everyone's scared but don't worry! Oh, yeah, and also, Sir Pentious is here in Heaven. Okay, BYEEE!" (gasps)

Vaggie: What? Pentious is in Heaven? That means the hotel works!

[Charlie tears up with a smile on her face, hand to heart.]

Charlie: I can't believe it. We did it.

[Charlie picks up Vaggie and spins her around in joy.]

Charlie: WE DID IT! Redemption is possible, Vaggie!

[Charlie places Vaggie down, then starts pointing at everyone in the room.]

Charlie: I knew it! I knew it! [Points at Razzle] Ha! Ha! Ha! I got to let everybody know!

[Charlie walks away laughing.]

Vaggie: Charlie, hang on!

[The camera pans to the lobby, where the leftover guests all wear shocked, wide-eyed faces and frowns. KeeKee is sat next to Husk.]

Angel Dust: I thought Charlie said no more drugs.

Mark: Of pentious is alive? Do you think—?

Clay: He couldn't be. Could he?

Lizzy: (softly) Jack.

[The camera pans to another hallway, where Charlie is interacting with a growling Sinner. Vaggie runs up to her with a concerned expression.]

Vaggie: Charlie, are you absolutely sure that's what Emily said?

Charlie: (enthusiastically) I'm a thousand million zillion percent sure! (laughs) Isn't this AMAZING, VAGGIE?! Ooh, I cannot wait to see the look on Dad's face when he finds out!

[Vaggie turns away from Charlie. Charlie starts fanning herself with her hands.]

Vaggie: Okay, a lot is happening. Everything we've been working for has been proven right, on a Thursday!

[Charlie slides away to look into a window. The camera cuts to a VoxTek blimp that sports the message: "CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR: DICTATOR?" Charlie pulls back with an offended gasp.]

Charlie: What? I don't... I would never... Who- Who even advertises on a zeppelin?! I- I... I guess Pentious would, huh? (gasps) Right. Focus, Charlie. Charlie. (inhales)

[Camera zooms out to fit Charlie and Vaggie in the frame. Vaggie watches, one hand up as if to interrupt, as Charlie paces the floor.]

Charlie: I got to get this taken down before all of the Pentagram sees and they start... (gasp)

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