A/N: I know Steve can't get drunk but just role with it lol, I'm in the writing mood today.
Enjoy!
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Tony Stark (Iron Man):
Tony: I just seen this lemon and it made me think of you:)
You: That's romantic >.<
Tony: I wanna fuck you ;)
You: Tony...you're drunk..love you, see you in the morning!
Tony: Who is this...?
You: Oh my god...-.-
Clint Barton (Hawkeye):
Clint: I haf to tell you sumthin....
You: What?
Clint: I havent had my periosd in 3 monthsss I think I'm pregnant...
Clint: Dont leave me!
You: You are a boy...
Clint: THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH
Steve Rogers (Captain America):
Steve: BAYYYBE
You: What happened, Steve?
Steve: I JUST MET TONY STARK OH MI GASH!!!
You: Steve...you've known Tony for a couple years...?
Steve: CAN'T YOU JUST BE HAPPY FOR ME?!!!
Thor Odinson (Thor):
Thor: Beek a boo!
You: It's peek a boo, Thor....
You: Wait....Have you been drinking?
Thor: I've been drinkinnnnn
You: Thought so...
Thor: WATERMELON,,,
You: Oh My Goodness....you're an idiot....
Bruce Banner (The Hulk):
Bruce: Heyyyyy;)
You: Hey babe...? I thought you were with the guys....
Bruce: Wate..,.who is this?
Bruce HOW DID YOU GET MY NUMBERRR?
You: Oh My Gosh Bruce....You're drunk....-_-
Pietro Maximoff (Quicksilver)
Pietro: Hey babe! Guesss whAt!
You: What Pietro...? -_-
Pietro: I...am....QUiCKSILver....\
Pietro: Butshhhh, no1 can knoe....
You: Babe....go find Wanda and tell her to take you to bed...
Pietro: BuT Id rRATHERR goO TO beD wiT yOOOUuuuoooUU....
You: Go find Wanda, baby...
Pietro: Otayyyy. Ooooh look pizza rolls....
James Buchanan "Bucky" Barnes (The Winter Soldier):
Bucky: BABe MI FONE DYd :,,,(
You: Than how are you texting me right now...?
Bucky: OH. It dIdnt dy....I WaS USUING STTTeve
You: Okay...bye James...
Bucky: Byeee 320#swagggg
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