Shits and Giggles

the Dirty Christmas Wish

In Mermaidia Fabiloot, the Christmas merman prepared for his 60th annual Christmas rounds. He prepped his coral dust with Christmas cheer and checked his list of those who desperately needed a miracle at this glorious time of the year. He shined his scales from top to bottom and wondered how fast he could reach the shore as the land above relied greatly on his old magic cord. He spreads the joy of Christmas to those who think of it no more. From the old to the new, Fabiloot helps them all. To concur with those horrid negative thoughts and make all their holiday wishes come true.

This is the tail of his worst job yet, where he had to help the most negative Nelly of all. He was a big, bad, and blue, demon with a swirling forked tail and horns to the moon. His eyes a deep red and his soul just as startling. He lay in his cave snarling. He grew angry at the world in his old age, waiting just to wish Christmas away. The one wish Fabiloot knew could never be granted, as it would mean the end of all the joy and happiness the holiday brings. Fabiloot has granted every wish of the year leaving the worst for last. His procrastination left him thinking, of ways to save Christmas from sinking. He had to meddle in the life of this brutish evil man, in hopes of getting to the bottom of his horrible plan.

He starts the treacherous path to the old demon's cave, hoping he doesn't stray away. He concocts a plan to use his Christmas magic to look in his sleeping mind for what he truly wishes for Christmas. He floats up to the entrance of the cave, carefully tip-tailing his way through the rough edges and hard rock. Fabiloot peeks through the opening spotting his target, his eyes gazing upon a blue creature crumpled up in a heap in the corner of the cave. He slowly floated closer, his hands shaking in anticipation. As he got closer and closer, he realized how cold the cave was, the breeze touching his bare skin, making his nipples perk up. He gently extended his hand down to the blue demon's forehead, his movements slow and steady so he wouldn't wake the other, almost frightful by the thought. The tip of his pointer finger makes contact with the demon's forehead, and a bright warm light erupts from it as Fabiloot closes his eyes, determined to see what this demon truly wants.

The world starts spinning, shiny sparkles of metalica and a strange scent of redwood fill the air as Fabiloot transports himself into the blue demon's dream. Almost immediately, his body starts to feel strange, warm, and sticky. He opens his eyes, taking in the scenery of the dream. A small dark cave, much like the one from reality but more lavish, illuminated by lanterns of different yellows makes an image in his mind. A nest of silks and satins makes up the center of the cave. Fabiloot moves closer seeing the cloth ruffle and shake. The closer he gets the hotter his body becomes, sweat dripping down his temples as his breathing gets heavy. As he finally moves close enough to see the two masses on the bed, his eyes widen. On the bed lays the blue demon and a merman, of similar stature to himself. They hold each other in a warm embrace, no inch of skin untouched. The closeness of their bodies has Fabiloot's head reeling, the moving of their hips, and sweet sultry sounds of the merman reach his ears as he tries to take a step back. His eyes glaze over as his head spins, in his dazed state, he shoots one last look at the bed his hazy eyes focusing on the merman, he gasps. The previous merman is now replaced by a figure of himself. The demon's true desires are dirty and depraved, doing things Fabiloot has never seen before, let alone feel. He has only ever thought of innocent cuddling, but the demon's intentions are rough and erotic. He has never met the demon, but he sure knows of him. He is the epitome of lustful acts, it's what he's known for.

The scene in front of him grows hotter by the minute, with the demon touching places Fabiloot hasn't even explored himself. Fabiloot gets hot and bothered, mesmerized by the visuals. He gets so mesmerized he accidentally lets his finger slip removing his finger from his forehead. He panicked and the demon stirred in his sleep, slowly opening his eyes. Fabiloot is frozen in place. The demon's large form rises from his bed into a seated position taking in his surroundings. His black silk blanket, slid off his body, landing just under his happy trail. Fabiloot tries not to stare at it while he stammers nervously, trying to explain his presence. His stammers go unnoticed by the demon. "Who dares venture into my cave at this hour?!", His booming voice lets out a frightening gust of air. "Who goes there?", he asks as he hears a shuffle under his bed. Fabiloot has turned invisible by this point and is desperately trying to leave. The demon grabs the air and his spell is broken revealing a small, scared, merman in his grasp. "Fabiloot what the hell are you doing here? Why are you in my cave? You don't even know me". Fabiloot managed to look him in the eyes, "I came here to find out why you wanted to wish away Christmas, so I looked to your dreams for answers. That's when I discovered your actual Christmas wish." he looked down and blushed. "You don't know me by name, just the evil nicknames I've gotten through the centuries. It is Bitsle Boggin."

Bitsle Boggin lets go of Fabiloot's arm, releasing him from his clutches. He breathes a sigh of relief, scared out of his wits. "Im so sorry I invaded your privacy, Sir. Bitsle Boggin, Ill be on my way now, as I am unable to grant such a dirty wish with my lack of experience.", Fabiloot turns to leave, but he stops by Bitsle Boggin's alluring voice. "Wait, that was part of my wish, your inexperience". Fabiloot turns back, locking his eyes on Bitsle Boggin's vibrant red ones. "In that case, you can lead the way". Bitsle Boggin takes his enormous hands and wraps them around Fabiloot's waist, pulling him onto his lap with vigor. Fabiloot could feel his member harden and grow beneath him.

All logic and reason floated out the window as soon as Fabiloot felt Bitsle Boggins' growing Christmas spirit. "You're lucky you are my last stop, Bistle Boggin." Fabiloot begins to cry. Bristle Boggin grabs a hold of Fabiloot's glowing tail and starts grinding his length against it. "Bistle Boggin, is it supposed to be this messy?" "Don't worry, you are doing great, Fabiloot. Are you not used to this level of moisture under the sea?" Bristle Boggin laughs in response to Fabiloot's nervousness. When Bistle Boggin found Fabiloot was ready enough, he had him brace for impact before lifting his body and slamming Fabiloot down on his dick. In other words cocking around crazy style! "Bistle Boggin, it feels incredible. Am I fulfilling your Christmas wish?" Fabiloot remarks in ecstasy. "This has been the greatest Christmas I've ever had, Fabiloot. I'm getting close!" Before Bistle Boggin could stop it he relentlessly came into Fabiloots murdussy.