Wait...You're a Girl?!? [On Hold]

Visiting Blue Pegasus (part 2)

"MEEEEEEEEENN~"
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Sparkles flew into the room, and the strong smell of perfume wafted in.  People started shrinking in their seats, and I just continued to Stan there, having no idea what in the world was going on. Soon enough, a short man with long rusty hair, a big chin, a big nose, and a white suit danced into the classroom.

"Sniff sniff, I smell a lovely parfume~"
The small man said. He continued to practically glide through the air around the class and soon stopped at me. "Ah~ what a wonderful parfume you have young man. Sniff, sniff."

This man gave me the creeps. He kept sniffing me.  "Uh...boss. You're making him uncomfortable." Eve said wearily. The man stopped sniffing me and looked at my face. "You're right. I apologize, Luke-kun.  Now take a seat. I'm going to start the lesson."

I let out a sigh of relief. Finally. I can sit.  I decided to take a seat in the far back.

"Now as you all know, I am Mr.Ichiya. I will show you all the magic of my lovely parfumes.~"

Ichiya took out five glass flasks and opened them all. The air became dense with magic smells. One side of the room fell asleep, another started vomiting, then the left side started screaming and some were laughing. Then the last side got muscles. They were mostly girls, which made it funny. Then I realized. What about me? I looked down and I had freakin muscles too. But not too big and ugly like the other girls, so it only made my disguise more realistic. So I decided to deal with it and continue laughing at the girls with giant muscles.

"H-hey!  It's not funny. We're ugly!" One cried out. I stopped laughing and wiped my eyes. "I-I'm sorry. It's just ridiculous!" I said. The girls just wailed, which caused me to laugh again.

Suddenly Bob burst through the doors.
"Oh my~ it happened again. Anyone who is conscious, please evacuate. The magic should ware off by tomorrow.  No classes for the rest of the day." He said.

"TOMORROW?!?"  A girl cried.
"WHAAAAAA!!"

Trying to refrain myself from laughing again, I left the classroom.

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"great. Now what am I gonna do?" I asked myself as I aimlessly walked around campus.

"Oi! Luke! Over here!" I heard someone say, more like yell. I looked over only to see Sting sitting on the grass. I walked over and sat next to him. He looked at me up and down. "What happened to you?! I though you were scrawny!" He shouted, obviously surprised. I sweat dropped. "Ichiya-sensei happened. His magic should ware off by tomorrow." I said. Sting broke out laughing. "Jeez! I remember the last time it happened! It was so bad, the magic went across the whole school. Rouge was screaming like a pussy the whole day...and well me...I had a purple Afro. You do NOT wanna know what happened to the others." He said, shuddering at the end. Even trying to imagine what happened makes me scared for what will happen to my mental health. "So anyways, you know why I'm not in class.  What about you?" I asked. Sting's eyes grew big and he grew stiff like a doll. "Minerva kicked me where it doesn't shine. But her kicks aren't normal. I won't be able to pee right for a week." I chuckled. He probably asked for it. Even though I have no idea who Minerva is.

"So are you just going to sit here? Or do you wanna do something with me?" I asked standing up. He looked up at me with a 'Really' face and looked down.

"Oh"

"Yeah, oh!"

I sighed and stared at him. "And you called me a wuss." I said. I bent my fingers to make my hand into a gun shape, then I pulsed magic into it. I aimed between Sting's legs, then I pressed my thumb down. "Bang!" I said. Then magic shot out, to the place. At first he shrieked, but then calmed down once he realized that it didn't hurt.

"Galaxy dragon slayers can heal. Not get up. To pay me back, you can buy me lunch. Okay?" I said with a close eyed smile. I opened my eyes and looked at him, only to see him red faced.  I smirked.  And started walking to the café I remember passing.

"Don't go falling in love with me~" I teased.

"OI!  IM NOT GAY!!" I heard him scream from behind. I turned around, now walking backwards and giggled. "Sure, keep telling yourself that."

"IM SERIOUS!" He yelled as he began to run after me.

"Crap!" I shrieked. I ran as fast as I could away from him.

"Come back here you BASTARD!" He yelled. I began laughing.

I know so many fun people!
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WHAT WAS I THINKING. THIS CHAPTER SUCKED!!  WTH. IM SORRY.

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