Wait...You're a Girl?!? [On Hold]

Shocking surprises

"Seriously Laxus?" I said crossing my arms. He raised an eyebrow. "What?"
"Thinking that kissing a guy is revolting? That's quite childish of you!" I said to him. He shrugged and turned away. "Whatever."

I looked around the room and slowly dropped to the floor. "Um Laxus?"
I squeaked. "Yeah Luke?" He said turning around. "The old man is gonna kill us!"

Furniture was broken, the floors were soggy and slippery, the remaining trash was now smoking, and the walls were burnt.

"Well damn. Now I'm gonna get it..." he sulked. I started freaking out. If I were just able to use Virgo, she'd be able to help me no problem. The thing is, He'd automatically know my identity if I used that key. But I don't want to deal with the old man's wrath. Wait...

I got it!

"Laxus. I have an idea!" I said standing up, reaching into my pocket. "And that is?"

I took out a silver key. His eyes widened a bit. "A celestial key?"

I smiled. "I use Galaxy dragon slayer magic, also giving me the ability to use a small amount of celestial magic. Also, my mom was a celestial wizard, and she taught me how to use it before she died. This was one of her keys."

"Heh. That's pretty cool. But how is a spirit suppose to help us?" He asked.

"Watch". I held up the key. "Open, gate of the Wind Waker: Wink!"

I shouted. Then out of thin air, a petite girl with an appearance of an eight year old appeared. She was light blue hair, pale skin, and a frilly dark blue dress.

"Yes?" She said with a bow. "Can you help clean this up?" I said pointing to the room. She looked around, then nodded. Then all she did was twirl and the mess was gone. "I hope I have been of good use." She said. I patted her head and nodded. She smiled brightly and disappeared.

"Woah. Where did all the stuff go?." Laxus asked. I smirked.

~somewhere else~
"Haha. The old man will never find me here!" A pinkette said. He was hiding in a small room in the dorm. Then 'CRASH!'

"WHAT THE...?"
All the mess that Was in Makarov's office was now cramped in the room that Natsu was in.

Poor boy.  He thought he could just get away with it.

"Goddammit..."

~Back to Lucy~
"He deserved it for bailing out on me."

I smiled. "Yes. Yes he did."

"Okay. So let's get out of here before anything else happens."

Laxus POV
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I have a feeling Luke is hiding something from me. Him using celestial keys is a little suspicious because when people use a different kind of magic than what they were meant to use, a lot of their magic energy will be drained. But he seemed Uneffected. He did say he can use it because of his dragon slayer magic, but that just seems like a cover up story. I intend to find out what's really going on.

Lucy POV
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Laxus lead me to a gate that lead to a forest and we went through it. About 90 yards into it, there was a magic barrier. He went right through it, but once I tried I couldn't get in. Laxus came back out.

"Yeah, sorry about that. We put that up so nobody random would trash the place. Just place your hand on it." He said. I was confused but I did it anyway. He snapped his fingers and the barrier surrounded me, then vanished.

"Alright. From now on you can come here whenever you like."

I passed through and what I saw was amazing. It was an opening within the trees in a circle shape. The ground had marble tiles and above were fairy lights. There was a huge TV and video game systems. Then there was a snack bar, a fridge, and couches. Then there was a pool. It was pretty big.

"There's a magic rain barrier above the place so nothing gets wet." Laxus said. "This place is SO COOL!"

I ran over to the TV. In the couch was Sting and Rouge. Loke was rummaging through the fridge and Grey was naked in the pool. He needs fix his stripping habit. Big time.

"Sup Luke!" Sting said. I smiled at him. "Yo!"

"Oi Luke. Have you seen Natsu?" Grey asked. I tried to hold in laughter. "He's got some...cleaning to do."

But soon enough Natsu came bursting through the barrier. "LAXUS! YOU PUT ALL THAT STUFF IN MY ROOM DIDN'T YOU?!?!"

Both Laxus and I laughed at Natsu. "It's not funny! I was trying to clean!"

"You? Cleaning? Somethings up." Grey said, getting out of the pool.

"Yeah. My older brother is coming!"
He yelled. He has a brother?

"Oh him. "

"Who's him. I'm confused." I said. Natsu walked over to me and put his hands on both my shoulders. "my big brother Zeref is coming. If he sees my grades and how trashy my room looks...."

His aura grew terrified. "He'll kill me!"
He shrieked. I rolled my eyes. "I'm sure he won't kill you. But then again from what I heard your grades are terrible."

"WHO TOLD YOU THAT!" He yelled. He pointed at Grey. "I BET IT WAS YOU!"

Grey put his hands up "yeah yeah. It was me. But it's true nonetheless."

Then they both started to argue. "So Luke, are you gonna go to Sabertooth with us tomorrow?" Rouge asked monotonously. I nodded.

Then Laxus put a hand on my shoulder. "You might want to help Natsu out with cleaning. Zeref is pretty scary when it comes to Natsu being Natsu."

I sighed. "Fine"

~
It was the weekend. Zeref was suppose to be coming in an hour. Yesterday I used Wink to clean Natsu's room. I sent everything into a dump this time.

I was about to take a shower so I took my binding off my breasts and took of my wig. "Ahh. I feel free~"

I went into the shower. After I few minutes I heard my main door shut. But I shrugged it off. I hear things sometimes. I got out of the shower and wrapped a towel around me, then walked into my room.

But...

"L-l-l-Luke? Your a female?!?"

"ROUGE?!?"
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Ehehehehehe.