Wait...You're a Girl?!? [On Hold]

Gay Harem

(Third person POV)

Zeref left the room, closed the door, and rushed to his room slamming the door behind him. His face was bright red both from crying and being flustered. "Why the...what is... what's wrong with me?". He sucked in a large amount of air in attempt to slow his pounding heart. He could feel his cheeks burning as he thought about what he had just found out. "Luke is a girl...a...woman. Lucy."

Then he thought about what she had said before he had left the room.

'Just look towards the future!'

When she said that, his first though was her. But why? That had only met a few weeks ago, so it couldn't have been love...could it? "The future, huh? Maybe she's my future," once the words left his lips his face exploded red. Little puffs of steam appeared to leave his face as he slumped against the door. "...I can't believe I just said that!!!"

*With Sting and the Others*

"Sting, stop pacing."

"Don't tell me to stop pacing when you're doing the same thing, Rogue!"

The other boys sweat-dropped at their bickering. "Guys can you just sit down for a second. Zeref said he was checking on Luke, so I don't see why you guys are as nervous as expecting fathers," Gray said pinching the bridge of his nose. He already had to deal with Natsu groaning in pain from his battle all day. He did NOT need this right now.

"Shut up, Gray! Are you not the least bit worried?," growled Sting.

"He's a guy. He can handle it. It's not like he's gonna die. You guys baby him so much its nauseating!" To emphasised his point, he stuck out his tongue making a 'bleh' sound. The twin dragons froze in place.

'Do we...DO WE REALLY DO THAT?!?,' they thought. "Yeah. You guys always get super worried for nothing. It's like you're in love with him or something and you can't stand your precious Luke getting hurt~," Loke teased making kissy faces. He too was fed up with them. But not just those two, but Natsu as well.   But he knew Natsu's reason. The poor idiot was in love with Luke for sure. He once came to him to ask about it since he's so dense that he couldn't figure it out for himself. 

Rogue looked at Loke in surprise with a red hue on his cheeks. Sting covered his face with his hands and choked on his own saliva.

"Oho~ I guess I wasn't wrong~," the Ginger cooed.  Gray snickered when he saw Natsu flinch at the comment. "Lighten up, Flame brain. It's a joke"

"Oh shut it, Ice princess!"

"What'd you call me?!"

"You heard me ice pop!"

"You lookin' for a fight Ash-for-brains?!"

"Hell yeah!"

"Hell no!," someone scolded.

"But Zeref-nii~"

Zeref grabbed Natsu's ear and pulled him away from Gray.

"Does this always happen?," Aku asked, who was sitting next to Loke. "Unfortunately yes. You'll get used to it. Actually...never mind," he said rubbing his temples. Aku silently watched the two mages going at each other's throats and the older mage trying to separate them.  The poor boy didn't understand why friends would argue like that. 'Are they even friends?'

"So Zeref, are you going to tell us how Luke is or what?," Sting said impatiently. Gray and Natsu stopped fighting and turned to the black haired male. Zeref's face slowly turned a shade of pink. "Ah...um. He's fine. Just a bunch of burns on his body."

Aku, Sting, Rogue, and Natsu breathed out a sigh of relief. Gray and Loke simply nodded. "What about Laxus?"

"He's fine. Just moping around like a big baby cause he lost"

The six guys laughed at the idea of Laxus dressed as a baby.

"Speaking of losing, Aku, didn't you lose against Wendy?"

The poor boy froze in place and cranked his head towards the others, red in the face. "A-ah...w-we-well...yes..."

"PFFFT! HAHA! WHAT A WIM- ...OW! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!!," Natsu shouted. "You're being rude!," said his older brother. Aku sighed. "I'm not very good at controlling my magic yet."

"Dude! You're like 17. How can you not know?"

"NATSU!"

"What?! I'm just asking!!"

"Your memory is as good as a faulty hard drive. Honestly..."

"Wait! You know?!"

"We all know, Natsu..."

And there went Natsu into the mushroom corner.

"Sorry about that, Aku," Zeref said ruffling the boy's hair.

"No. He's right. I should at least know how to control it. I want to get stronger so I can protect those precious to me!"

Rogue raised an eyebrow. "You were just released from a curse and only recently came here. How can you have someone precious already?"

Aku's eyes widened a tenfold and his face got even redder. "I! W-WELL...E-ER..."

"Chill man. No need to be so flustered all the time," Gray said laughing.  The brunette pouted. "Sorry."

Loke checked his watch and shot out of his seat in surprise. "Crap! Karen is going to kill me! Bye guys!"

Then he ran out. Gray stood up too. "That reminds me...I promised Juvia I'd help her study," he shuddered, "so god help me!"

Now all that were left were the five boys.

"You're all...in love with Luke. Right?"

The boys looked at Zeref in shock. "W-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"

"You don't have to hide it. I am too."

As those words left his mouth, Natsu's expression got darker. Aku felt a pang in his chest and began to become nervous. Sting clenched his fist so hard that his knuckles became white, and Rogue glared at Zeref.

"I won't lose to you guys."

"This is becoming a really weird fucking gay harem," Natsu said angrily. Despite his tone of voice, it lightened the mood.

The four boys deadpanned. 'Yeah...gay...sure'

Little did they know, three more boys would soon join then in the competition for 'Luke's' heart.  (No pun intended)