inreal's ramblings about ADFB

(02.18.26) RANKING EVERY SWEAR IN ADFB

Gosh guys I'm SOOO fucking bored and I don't feel like writing and I just had this random idea to rank every swear in ADFB

Why? Science isn't about why! It's about why not!

When I was younger I used them more so for shock value and to assert my dominance over the story, like "HEY look at this jacknjellify! I'll make em say fuck in my universe!"

But now swearing is my tool to make characters reach frustration levels they simply cannot in the original series, as well as craft the funnies, I love swearing as any self-respecting latino would!

And I'll give them rankings from S, A, B, C, D, F, you know, a tier list

What I will constitute as a swear does not include "damn" "hell" "crap" "dick" or other swears that could reasonably slip onto a cartoon network show, we talkin' FUCK SHIT BITCH DUMBASS and such

There is like a lot of swears in this book this is a very bad idea this is gonna take forever-

SO YEAH! The scenes will be right-aligned text and my commentary will be left-aligned

ADFB spoilers, obviosuly

ADFB 3 - Bottle

"And Bottle is eliminated with 3 votes!" Four concluded before pointing their index finger at Bottle. "Any last words, Bottle?"

Bottle, who still remained with an empty expression, turned around to face Pen.

"Pen, you're a fucking coward."

The first swear was THIS?? OH MY GOD GUYS I fucking hate this I'm sorry it's like iconic but like what are we doing man :sob: this book was so ass in the past...

I know y'all love this one but I can't stand it, I'll put it on D Tier instead of F just from how iconic and inescapable it's been, couldn't bury this one...

ADFB 4 - Bell

This one makes me cringe so hard I won't even paste it here it just goes to F Tier, I had honestly forgotten about it too.

It's not even like proper swearing it's like a diss track IDK SOB it's so bad

ADFB 6 - Needle

"The very... dexterous one..." Needle insisted.

"HUH?"

"I would say she looks pretty... red"

Coiny stepped back, "H-HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?" he looked anxious.

"Well, first of all, It's actually... how do I say this lightly? ...right, pretty fucking obvious"

Okay that's a solid swear from Needle yeah? It's pretty seamless, like it's a believable swear instead of hazbin-hotel-tier swear

I mean, I don't like the context of the scene but that's not really related to the swear. The swear itself could be taken out and nothing of value would be lost, so... C Tier

ADFB 9 - Ruby

"Uh, I don't know what you're talking about!" Lightning answered.

"Yeah Ruby! Oh my gardener, Chill out!" Flower attempted to intervene.

"I am NOT CHILLING OUT! BECAUSE I KNOW THIS BITCH IS LYING TO ME!" Ruby started to violently shake him around.