confessions of a total loser

the *blank* fic (explicit pls omg)

guys play along ok grab a piece of paper and pen and maybe a glasses of water to quench our thirst ok (literal or not maybe) bc we're gonna do some phan libs

(dunno if that's an actual thing but) and sorry for the middle spacing thingy idk and if the blank has a " on it, you have to use the first word you wrote aka number 1 ok!!

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1. noun
2. things to call your friend
3. your favorite room in the house
4. your favorite store
5. -ing verb
6. not -ing future tense verb
7. thing to your left
8. least favorite room in the house
9. adverb
10. furniture (like closet idk anything big)
11. adjective
12. talking verb (like mumbled)
13. sound effect or curse word if u roll that way
14. adjective
15. nickname for phil
16. adjective starting with s
17. adjective starting with o
18. verb
19. at/on/in
20. favorite line in a song
21. the line that comes after it
22. favorite meme
23. dangerous noun
24. article of clothing
25. least favorite meme
26. body part
27. television show

*** no smut btw

the __1__ fic

"daniel, my __2__, please come to the __3__ quick! i have to show you something i bought from __4__!" phil shouted and smirked evily at his plan of __5__ dan. never in his life has he thought about doing this.

"wait! i still have to __6__ the __7__, but i'll be there soon," dan said and continued to do his work in the __8__.

as dan said this, phil grabbed the item he bought and __9__ hid it under the __10__ with him. a loud thump was heard when he did this.

"phil? what was that? it sounded __11__..."

"come in if you want to know," he __12__.

dan came in the room and gasped in horror! phil was holding a (or an) __"__! __13__!

"how __14__ of you, __15__!" dan said while he walked towards his best friend. a cheeky smile was plastered across his face when he noticed that the __"__ was __16__ and __17__.

crazy.

*skippin the drama*

phil __18__ __19__ the __"__ and shakily said, "_____20_____"

"____21____" dan replied, his eyes widening.

that was __22__!

but wait, phil had more in stock for his friend. he pulled out a (or an) __23__ from his __24__ and pointed it at dan.

"__25__!" dan screeched and slowly backed away.

that was it, his final word/s, before phil cut his __26__ off.

he bled to death and phil drank his blood in a __27__ mug.

the end.

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lmao tell me if u want more or something and specify what scenario u want it to be!!!