confessions of a total loser

Nonsense Post™ about @Luke5SOS

(700 words of me talking about his personality rn)

sO im my opinion luke is kinda off these past few weeks like so its good that hes having a tiny lil vacation bc hes probably strwssed but here i am twlling u my view on the whole "I THINK THE MAGAZINE SCRIPTED THE INTERVIEW"

no thats still what he said though like even if thw magazine twisted his words theres gotta be something he said that mafe the magazine want to twist his words wait lwt me explain further im not even sure if it will kake sense but whatevess im foing it abyway

like first of all lets take this as an example pretend lukes sitting down in front of the interviewer and the interviewer asks "hey dude how kuch gurls in one night" its not possible that luke said "man thats bad i love penguins and people still treat me like im 15!" no he mustve said something similar to what was put in the magazine like how could you twist someones words enough to make whatever they said completely different like it doesnt make sense so whatever he said kustve been very similar to what they put in the magazine im not pointing any fingers but

like ok i get it hes a grown man but like there was this pne person who tried to SasS me in my own book then i was like "sTop ur embarrassing yourself oh god" then i muted thwm bc im a weak person aw

but then yknOw what the person made fun of whatever the heck i said in that 5sos post and was like "oh wow i Guess adults cant have sex with random peopLe !.!&#_" then i at first i was gonna type "lol sit down and fuckin know that he talked about those girls like they were objects rEady to be thrown around" but thennit sounded a bit bitchy so i toned it down a bit ngl im still kinda mad at the person but oh well 2016 nEw yEar nEw Me!,!;! LOLXD

honESTLy i get so mad if people try to sass me in my own book bc like i feel offended bc its like you slap me in my own house I HAVE THE RIGHT TO KICK UOU OUT BECAUSE ITS MY HOUSE ILL KEEP THE COFFEE MACHINE TO MYSELF YOU CANT HAVE ANYMORE CAPPUCCINOs

and like all the person did was try to mock me and i was just sitting at the food area of the mall scrolling through their comments and i was slightly snickering at whatever they wrote i was like "mHm" then i was chewing on a french fry but i didnt realize i finished chewing on the fry so i chewed my finger instead LOL joke that didnt happen although that wpuldve been funny

but yeah if drama happens when im out with my family i just get all silent then i rest my head against the wall and start typing like a loco crazy person who just reAlized that their bOyfriend IS CHEATING ON THEM BECKY OH MY GOD I JUST SAW ZACK SLOGGING PATRICIA IM GONNA BREAK UP WITH HIM

god i hate zack yknow that scene from highschool musical when the blond dude was like hanging out with gabriella then hes like "have u tasted her moms brownies or cookies idk THEYRE SO GOOD" then troy is all bitter and he glarws at the blond dude amd hes like "yEah I KNOW IVE HAD THEM" man i love that scene it was so intwnse now i know why im so gross and disgusting when im trying to sass someone troy what have you taught me

anyway like ok i still like 5sos music and 5sos fanfiction and i love writing homo stuff so like idk maybe ill grow back to 5sos and if they clear up whatever thwy said in that dumb interview then maybe idk ill start growing closer to them and yeah iM NOT A HYPOCRITE OK ILL STILL WRITE FANFICTION AGOUT THWM ITS NOT A PHASE MOM

but whatever i love w riting muke i love writing larry i love WRIting phan. I love Wrtiing imagines would you guys like me to make an imagine about your favorite otp well then here i go

imAGINE YOUR OTP hOlding hands in public then the shy one tries to unlace their hands together theN the more confident one just takes the shy ones hand and kisses the shy ones nose aw then the Shy one gets flusterwd and goes like "... sTOP" but no the other half of your otp just continues kissing thwm its cute i love muke i love larry i love phan i love troye sivan ok bye

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