confessions of a total loser

"bean" and puns

these are terrible it's ok if u dont find them funny at all

beans!:

i sold my soul to a string bean, and he told me i was holy

when the lights are bean and your hands are shaking

i have loved you since we were eight-bean

larry puns are gr8:

adopting a child?

larry stylinSON

coming out?

larry stylinSOON

putting clothes on their child?

larry stylingson

5sos puns are alright i guess:

short attention span?

5 seconds of attention

the band is still hungry?

1 second of summer, because it goes back four (for) seconds

FUCK ME WTF WAS THAT

5sos disappoints you?

5 seconds of bummer

5sos gets a car?

5 seconds of hummer

that one movie that they watched?

5 seconds of flubber

phan puns are fun:

asking about dan's capabilities?

dan, howell can you dance?

serving phil some dinner?

this cake might phil him up!

flame susan's youtube channel?

susanisonfire

IVE RUN OUT SMH

question of the day: any puns?

answer: i had one about josh, but im so dun with it

smh smh im not even gonna try anymore