confessions of a total loser

is this youtuber a troll or

hey gues who's back yes it's me !?!?!

anYway i was just watching some youtube videos like yay yes for actual better connection then i stumbled across this girl

i'll tell you her username so you can watch her videos after or while you are reading this (GlitterForever17) i have no idea who she is but she looks way older than she sounds wowee

let'S go though this one video that doesn't make sense one bit ok you guyS are going to die from embarrassment this is just unbelievable

video: PRISON LIFE HACKS

"in this video im going to be showing you some life hacks and tips and tricks that are actually used in prison!" well ok then ¡

hack 1: prison organization (pasty pencils!!!)

in this hack that makes no sense at all, she tells you to get a toothpaste box, empty it, and "organize your stuff inside" because hiding purple and pink glitter pencils will totally be useful in jail

ur in jail, they won't allow you to bring those stuff in why even make that tip

hack 2: hide your loot

she tells you to grab a book, cut a hole in it, then store stuff inside

in prison alright

who hAs time to do that wtf

hack 3: shave money (??)

because the inmates totally have time to shave their legs

hack 4: don't get nailed

use spray deodorant to remove nail polish!!!!!!!! ok!!! PeopLe in prison do this i guess

hack 5: riot for apple rice

SHE TELLS YOU TO COOK RICE WITH APPLE juiCe oh my god just cook it with water ???

and she didn't even wash the grains first she just poured it straight to the pan without washing the uncooked rice?? that's not tasty

hack 6: guilty but good

who has oreos in prison

what kind of prison has she been in?? a fuckin supermarket after closing time??

hack 7: criminal soup

bc we totally have no idea how to cook instant ramen, and prisoners have ziplocks in prison!

there are supposed to be 14 but i'll just go hit my head on the wall because the remaining ones are makeup hacks

one was pretty ridiculous like she said "prisoners like to use glitter from a birthday card to make their eyelids shimmer" oh cmon

anYway that didn't make sense, also comment ur fav hack!!?!?!!!

bye this was weird